An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to. After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an awards show. And boy....does it get BAD!!!! "It stinks, and I don't like it." Listen along as Jerry and Simone go completely insane in the most gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney." In Part 2, after delving into the awesome powers of the Webee Boys (starring Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame), we visit the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive & immersive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about. Don't worry, we keep it SPOILER FREE for most of it...and we will give you fair warning, when we decide to go out of that realm. DON'T MISS IT!!
Also, check out one of Jerry's favorite podcasts, Tyler & Dave Play Old Games
Webee Boys - Point Hat (The Boat Song)
Webee Boys - Bop It (Webee Anthem)
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Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney." First we discuss the NYC screening of "SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead" (starring Newsies' own Michael Goorjian), we give a MUCH NEEDED beating to the live event from just a few weeks ago, "Grease: Live" (starring a whole bunch of ex-Disney stars, including Vanessa Hudgens and Keke Palmer), and finally the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.
This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. We will release the second part (Episode 56 1/2) on Friday night.
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Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Simone has RETURNED!!! And in FULL FORCE today! We bring to you the most condescending article ever written about Disney fans. And we virtually tear the author (@hiheelzbrooke) a new one. But not before Simone regales us with her tales of rub n tug massages and adjustable bidets on her Asian Vacation and a discussion of the new Animal Kingdom signature dining establishment and changes at Nine Dragons for the Year of the Monkey.
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Tuesday Jan 19, 2016
Tuesday Jan 19, 2016
With Simone on vacation, Jerry grabs Mouse Rants veterans Erica DeJulio, Derek Drum and Rachel Guyette to talk about horrendously dirty subjects with a Disney twist. From Erica's prince fantasies, to a game of Guess What's In My Princesses' Pants with Derek to Rachel's thoughts and musings on what Disney movies would make good pornographic films, this is one rousing (or should I say A-rousing) episode of Rotating Simones! All completed with a bunch of Disney-related parodies by "Dr. Dirty" himself. This is one episode you're not gonna want to miss.
*Note: Mouse Rants is not responsible for any sudden erections. That's on you.
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Tuesday Jan 12, 2016
Tuesday Jan 12, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone decide to have the very first RADIO WAR of 2016! They reluctantly listen to clips from WDW News Today's 2015 Christmas Podcast Parade and try not to hang themselves as they discuss the abrupt decline in creativity and odd obsession with Disneyland (even though the name of their podcast alone would suggest otherwise) within the past few years. So listen along, if you dare, and let's bring back everyone's favorite segment!!!
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Friday Jan 01, 2016
Friday Jan 01, 2016
This week on Mouse Rants' special New Year's Episode, Jerry & Simone take you on multiple late night New Year's Eve/Day subway trips around Brooklyn and Manhattan as they discuss the most absurd possibilities for live entertainment in World Showcase, from hilarious, to dark (yet still hilarious), to just plain wrong. So listen to them avoiding drunk idiots, bodily fluids, and psycho passengers, while trying to have this very important Disney discussion!!!
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Friday Dec 25, 2015
Friday Dec 25, 2015
Merry Christmas Degenerates!!! This year on their Christmas episode, Jerry & Simone run down MORE terrible Disney Christmas songs, try to add Christmas into non-Christmas attractions and dig up a Christmas album so heinous they'll never be able to top it!! Then, in the second half of the show, they bring on special guests, Joe Pardo (http://jpar.co), Karen Drum, Chris Rowlands, and Janette Pellegrini to pay tribute to the soon defunct original cast of WDW Today. This leads to an in-depth discussion of the 10 years (and if their intro is correct, only 7,800 minutes) of the past, present and future (cos it's Christmas) of park touring fun, inside jokes and super important zombie avoiding techniques!! Come check it out on this week's Mouse Rants!!
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2015
Tuesday Dec 15, 2015
No description can do this episode justice. Just listen to it and enjoy.
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Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
This week, it's Jerry vs. Simone as the two Degenerate Leaders painstakingly immerse themselves in the horror that is Radio Disney. Come play along as your hosts try to figure out just what the hell Disney is putting on the radio...after discussing Shia LeBeauf's latest project of course. COME ON! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!! JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 49!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode. THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded a plethora of thoughts and musings unedited during his commute. So hear Jerry (with two quick cameos from Simone) ramble on about sneakers, DVDs, tourists, pork, other podcasts and his favorite movies and other randomness on this Not A Real Episode.
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Saturday Oct 31, 2015
Saturday Oct 31, 2015
Today, Jerry & Simone return with a Halloween episode that will make you shit your pants in delight!!! First, a rousing game of What If...as they figure out hilarious Disney and horror movie crossovers...then they discuss the very strange Pecos Bill/Tortuga Tavern switch...and finally, for your listening pleasure.......Mouse Rants' first feature length commentary of the Disney Channel Original Movie, Don't Look Under The Bed!
There are many sites that you can find a good version on that I cannot link to. The YouTube version is sped up and zoomed in, so you won't be able to follow along correctly. Just remember this.... GOOGLE...IS...YOUR...FRIEND!!!!
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Tuesday Oct 13, 2015
Tuesday Oct 13, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by Friends of the Show, Zeek and Rachel, from Behind The Magic Podcast! After giving them a taste of their own medicine with a quick round of trivia, they quickly delve into the world of games scattered around Walt Disney World, from Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom to defunct arcades. Of course, the conversation derails into snark, sarcasm, in-fighting, wit, and a ton of bad jokes. What else could you want from the Mouse Rants crew?
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Tuesday Oct 06, 2015
Tuesday Oct 06, 2015
This week, Chris, Sean and Susan of the WDW Navigators infiltrate Mouse Rants to talk about the history of their show from when it was the Forever Disney Podcast til the great uprising of the WDW Navigators.
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You can find the WDW Navigators at http://wdwnavigators.com/ or on Twitter at @WDWNavigators
Tuesday Sep 29, 2015
Tuesday Sep 29, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone continue their Live in Walt Disney World footage, STILL causing havoc and mayhem throughout the parks. THIS time we:
- See Grauman's Theatre the way it was supposed to look for the first time in 14 years
- Visit Watto's Grotto
- Try to stop the horrible Fantasmic Wave
- Take a journey through the awesome Spaceship Earth VIP Room with our new Friend of the Show, Fish Sean Woo
- Visit more attractions with special guest commentator, Strong Bad
- Travel Around World Showcase and into Captain EO with ThatRaptor
- Complete Part 2 of our FREE World Showcase Audio Tour..this time we hit Norway in its transition to Arendelle...
- Rant about the asshole CMs at Magic Kingdom Rope Drop
- and much much more....
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Tuesday Sep 22, 2015
Tuesday Sep 22, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone are Live in Walt Disney World causing havoc and mayhem starting with a fun-filled walk through the park and ending with one of the funniest guest appearances on any Disney podcast!!! For the first hour check out their in-park shenanigans including:
- A Walk Through a Barren Innoventions West
- Excerpts of Strong Bad's commentary on Stitch's Great Escape
- The Be Our Guest Breakfast
- Issues with horrible guests in Space Mountain
- The Psychos at Night of Joy
- Just one of the reasons why All Star Movies sucks
- The Terrible Cast Member Loading at Festival of the Lion King
- Assholes on Dinosaur
- The New Starbucks at Animal Kingdom
The Second Hour is all about their night out with Dadoosh & Ms, Dadoosh! Join them as they visit Disney Springs...and....you just have to listen to it... no words can explain this craziness!
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Friday Sep 18, 2015
Friday Sep 18, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the commentaries, starting with one of the biggest spoiled YouTube brats they have ever seen. After dealing with that nonsense, they share with you two of the WORST albums Disney has ever put out...Mickey Unrapped and Mickey's Dance Party. Come join in the agony with your Mouserantskeleaders as they try to get through these two albums without succumbing to complete darkness.
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Tuesday Sep 08, 2015
Tuesday Sep 08, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone have a sit down with frequent WDW attendee, Darksider and Degenerate, ThatRaptor as we discuss:
- The Dark Side of Disney Premiere
- His role in said film
- His experiences at Disneyland & D23
- The differences between WDW and DL
- Some of his least favorite things about WDW
- and much much much much more!!
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or his Instagram here: ThatRaptor's Instagram
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Tuesday Sep 01, 2015
Tuesday Sep 01, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate one year of podcasting by telling the Origin Story of Mouse Rants. Travel back with us in your time rovers, as we show you how Mouse Rants began through storytelling, audio pulled from old videotapes and tape recorders, interviews, songs and much more!
This episode features the music of Street Army Gospel including (The Mouse Rants Theme Song, The Mouse Rants Theme Song (extended acoustic version), J Friends, and Anakin's People Who Died)
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Tuesday Aug 25, 2015
Tuesday Aug 25, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring on special guest Meg Veg to talk about her thoughts on Pandora and dining around WDW (among many other things).
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