Mouse Rants

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.

Episode 186: Dreamfuckers II: It’s Not A Job

May 7th, 2020

This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers.  As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse?  Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection.

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Episode 185: Liars & Monkey Chunks - The Food Game

April 23rd, 2020

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia.  But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will be crowned the winner, in this most competitive episode of Mouse Rants. 

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Episode 184: Whores! Whores! Whores! Beetlejuice Sets a Night Trap!

April 13th, 2020

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone).  You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually special in this...special.  But before all that, yet ANOTHER music video has dropped from the World's Worst Disney Rapper and this time it's his JOB to be as bland as possible.  So cozy up next to us and grab a calculator on this week's most shopperific episode of Mouse Rants!

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Episode 183: Rhyming Is Easy

April 2nd, 2020

It's that time again!  Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!!  That's right!  Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people!  They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but instead, let's see how they fare!  You ready?!

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Episode 182: The Destruction of World Showcase Part 2 (the Bobby Chapek Story)

March 23rd, 2020

This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot.  It's the sequel you have all been waiting for!  Plus, a douchey encounter with a vlogger we all know well and Disney security.  All this and more on today's most applause-laden episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 181: William The Idiot’s Work Ethic

March 10th, 2020

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make.  Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but not before we comment on the new Spokesy video....YUP!!!  Another one!  All this and more on this week's most sex positive episode of Mouse Rants! 

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Episode 180 - The Worst of One Star Hotel Reviews - Animal Kingdom Lodge

February 11th, 2020

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this rere-stupidhead-episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 179: Pulp Fiction Is All Just Acting & Writing

February 5th, 2020

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War!  That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them!  Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad thing?  Find out on this week's most independently released episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn’t Even Try

January 28th, 2020

We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants.

 WATCH ALONG HERE!!

 

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Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)

November 5th, 2019

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip.  This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 2 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)

October 26th, 2019

Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 1 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.

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Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)

September 23rd, 2019

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. 

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Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)

September 17th, 2019

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...

 

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Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!

September 2nd, 2019

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close,  Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever.  It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it.  Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?)  So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol' skunk as we present The Country Bears 2: Vacation Hoedown.

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Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks

August 14th, 2019

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows.  From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE).  And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one.  All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mouse Rants ever.

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Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!

July 29th, 2019

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.

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Episode 170: Don’t S*#t Where You Eat

July 22nd, 2019

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It's not).  But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book.  So take a walk with your Degenerate Leaders into the great unknown on this week's frustrating episode of Mouse Rants

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Episode 169: Camp Plothole

July 8th, 2019

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations.  Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 168: Shut Down The Summer Nightastic

July 2nd, 2019

Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7?  Jeez!!!  In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland.  That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disneyland AND Walt Disney World... But first another episode of Skids & Simone Sample Stuff (this time from multiple countries!) and a couple other surprises thrown into the mix.  It's an all-out shutdown of the summer in this week's episode of Mouse Rants. 

Here's that dancing video we talked about for anyone interested.

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Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!

June 1st, 2019

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by contractual obligation...the new Spokesy song is out, so strap in.  It's musicfilled madness in this week's episode, so you're not gonna wanna miss it...or maybe you will, who knows. #ShutDownMouseRants

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