Mouse Rants

This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry plays a brand new game which ends in a series of meltdowns.  How long can he last before he has to shut off YOUR Disney podcast?  I don’t know.  Listen to the show and you’ll find out.  Also he talks about the Live Action Moana and how pointless live action versions are becoming.  How many people rely on AI to make podcasts?  Find out tonight on the most artificial, but somewhat intelligent episode of Mouse Rants.

 

WARNING: This show is for entertainment and comedic purposes only.  Don't cry about it, it's all just jokes!! Instead, come hang out on an episode!!!!  <3 

Jerry gives his opinions and predictions on the new salesman…I mean CEO of Walt Disney World.  Through D’Amaro’s lengthy history with the company along with current changes to DAS, parking, Multipass and signature experiences, let us all find out together whether we are headed towards a bright future or if “nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”  Come join in on the fun!

On this week’s episode, Jillian the Travel Agent has bad news to share with us all, as we discuss the destruction of some of the final spokes of history and tell the lemmings who can’t help but repeat the same old museum rhetoric to shut their pie holes. Jerry also has some DisBoards nonsense to roll our proverbial eyes at, including some stuff about movie etiquette, bad takes and people who believe Disney should charge us for things that used to be free. Also there’s this whole map thing Jillian shared for the new Magic of Disney Animation from WDWNT:

https://r2-media.wdwnt.com/2026/05/WDWNTOUAS.jpg ←- CLICK ON THAT HERE!

Jerry invites on Tom Lazan to discuss his recent trip to Walt Disney World and the massive video he put together.  If you like hearing Jerry not shutting the hell up, this is the episode for you.  (Also, Spotify keeps taking down episodes, so there will sadly be some changes so people can actually LISTEN to the episodes - you'll see).

You can find Tom's WDW video as well as many videos about Final Fantasy, Kirby and much more on his channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@TomLazan

or more specifically here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTPwgWE_hY

 

In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series.  From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme?  I forget now.  Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!!  Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled episode of Mouse Rantsb to date!  Maybe I should retire the overly hyped last line thing.  It’s getting old at this point.  

In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe.  Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!    

On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure.  From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exquisite Seuss Landing, So grab your Moss-Covered, Three-Handled Family Gradunzas and come join us as we look around for ANYTHING you can ride after eating as we hand over yet another episode of Mouse Rants. 

Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes!  This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be better, the one that is prejudiced against adults and so much more!  Stay Tuned Next Week for Part 2, as we haven't even gotten to IOA or Epic Universe yet...so STRAP IN FOLKS we might have a few more weeks to milk out of this teat before we go back to Disney!  So sit down on your bike an relax, you're in for the most... I dunno...oh, let's say....Moe... episode of Mouse Rants.  

Hello Degenerates & Degenerettes!  Happy New Year all!   This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry listens to a bunch of Universal podcasts and…yeah this is familiar…Holy fuck, people, here we go again…  From scripted bullshit to another “Peter Lore” situation to momly energy to the main course, which you won’t want to miss.  Will Jerry finally be so vomnoyed that he ends it all after this absolute abortion of the podcast genre?  Find out now on Mouse Rants’ most wwwwweclome episode.  Can’t wait to keep crawling into your ears in 2026!!!  

Merry Sleevesmas everybody!!!  Happy Chanuksleeves! AAAAND the la la la la.  This week on Mouse Rants., Jerry and Jillian watch The Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular 2025.  Will it be so bad that we can make an All-Inclusive Hashtag HolidayNotHoliday Spectacular Part 2?  Probably not, but ya NEVER KNOW!!!  So come along and watch Derek Hough magically slide along segmented concrete, accuse adorable characters of stealing food when they weren’t even looking at you, make sure your head doesn’t come off, blame everyone for Not Sierra, and mention the drunk tank on a Disney Channel special.  All this and MORE on the most reading-focused episode of Mouse Rants.  Like the sands in the hourglass, this is the end of 2025.  

This week on Mouse Rants, Jillian the Travel Agent joins Jerry to answer his questions and discuss the differences between Disney and Universal planning.  We also watch a bunch of scripted fake vloggers trying to emulate what real vloggers do to promote Universal….but….not sure they’re doing a great job.  Join in and learn along with Jerry as he decides whether this is a YAY BRANDY or a big mistake.  All this and more on the most and least informational episode of Mouse Rants EVER!!!!!!!

This year...I mean week on Mouse Rants, Jerry begins his series on the difficulties that arise from planning an actual Universal Trip when there is so little information out there, compared to WDW.  Expect to be sidetracked on Nintendo, Disney, and awful podcasts along the way.  What surprises are in store for the future???  You're not gonna find that out here...well, maybe you will, I don't know. I'm honestly not paying attention.  These are show notes right?  Uhhhhh I talked about YouTube too.  But mostly planning for Universal.  Okay, I'm done.  LISTEN TO THE MOST INTROEY EPISODE TO A SERIES OF MOUSE RANTS BESIDES THE SUMMER NIGHTASTIC ONE, MEMBER THAT??? MEMBER?????  Welcome back to Mouse Rants my degenerates and degenerettes!!! I have missed you.

This year...I mean week, Jerry takes a listen to a podcast that's supposedly about the History of Disney Podcasting.  Sounds promising and fun, right?  Well, let's take that clickbait and run with it.  Join in as he tries to keep his eyes from rolling out of his head as he sorts out all the BS and determines just why exactly this episode was even made.  Also a little bit about Multipass and Muppets.  Come and join in on the first RADIO WAR of 2025.

This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales.  This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around.  So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out exactly how many times they ask you to take a math test in a job interview... on this week's eye-rollingly gangsta episode of Mouse Rants.

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episode is ATROCIOUS!  All this and probably some more on the thrilling continuation of Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons.

In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you.  In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some of their worst opinions and bad takes, all while trying to keep his composure.  But FIRST, what happened at that last D23?  I dunno, I was half paying attention - let's find out together.

In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser.  From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon before September. This episode is contains deep dives into the story and events after the first 45 mins or so. You've been warned!! So come join Jerry... I mean Dexx... on a cruise through the Galaxy and find out what this beast is really all about! 

Ending Song: One Galaxy (originally by Sandro and Quannii, covered by our friends at New Fangled Trolleys)

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain.  Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) this will be a very bittersweet trip, but a necessary one.  Later Br'er Rabbit and pals.  You will be missed.

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by ...well, you know who you are.,. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.  Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds...  but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily.  Mysteries and magic, visions fantastic leading to this strange and wondrous episode of Mouse Rants!

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic.   Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical.  Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Show Spectacular.  And don't forget about the horrifying mediocrity that are the two new fireworks shows.  Listen in as Jerry relives both Enchantment and Harmonious, remembering every single reason why the parks are becoming completely devoid of emotion.  But before that, a short story about one of the rudest Cast Members he has come across in a while.  All this and more in this week's most erratic episode of Mouse Rants!

- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com

- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.

WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.