
An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes

Tuesday Aug 18, 2015
Episode 39: TMRFE Director’s Commentary, Demos and Bloopers
Tuesday Aug 18, 2015
Tuesday Aug 18, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza, by revealing a demo song that didn't make it into the final cut, record a complete Director's Commentary track over the musical and then premiere the Blooper reel only to be heard in this episode and nowhere else!!! (In true Mouse Rants fashion, they choose to ignore all the D23 Announcements since that's what every other podcast is covering)
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-All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious or fictitious versions. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Tuesday Aug 11, 2015
Episode 38: Shafted
Tuesday Aug 11, 2015
Tuesday Aug 11, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone reflect on what it means to be shafted. First they detail how they got the ol' shaft in the Disney Podcast Awards (even though they won the fan vote), by doing an "anti" Radio Wars segment of Behind the Magic, where the focus is the guest, not the podcast itself. Then they discuss how Walt Disney World got shafted by a certain disappearing podcast for a seemingly new format...Then after introducing a new segment called Skids & Simone Sample Stuff they roll into their main discussion of how certain films got shafted out of attractions in WDW. So join your MouseRantskeleaders in their quest to find out why so many amazing things get totally fucked in this crazy World we call Disney.
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Tuesday Aug 04, 2015
Tuesday Aug 04, 2015
This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by.
Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23).
Go to: www.dsoddoc.com to get $5 off tickets!!!!
For more from Philip Swift, check out: http://dearmothman.com/
For more on Leonard Kinsey, check out http://www.darksideofdisney.com/ and his publishing company: http://bambooforestpublishing.com/
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Tuesday Jul 28, 2015
Episode 36: Dadoosh Complains About Everything!!!
Tuesday Jul 28, 2015
Tuesday Jul 28, 2015
Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes. You just have to listen. It's radio gold! Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want?
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Tuesday Jul 21, 2015
Episode 35: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 2: It’s Over Johnny
Tuesday Jul 21, 2015
Tuesday Jul 21, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history. Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future.
You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Friday Jul 10, 2015
Episode 34: The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza
Friday Jul 10, 2015
Friday Jul 10, 2015
written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo
Cast
Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative (Singing Voices)
Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters
Steve Swanson - Narrator
Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM
Derek Drum - Attractions
Brian Witt - Podcasters
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Erica DeJulio - Facebook/Scarlett
Joyce Lao - Guide Books
Chris Lyndon - Blogs
Wendy Butler - Executive
Rachel Guyette - Maxine
Zeek Higgens - Max
Teamsters, Teresa Hui, Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo
Music by: Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez, Alan Menken, Jonathan Larsen, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Trask and Ira Antelis
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids, except Drunk at the Bellvue Lounge, which was written by Ira Antelis, Cheryl Berman, and David Pack
All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Find Teresa Hui at: www.teresahui.com
Join Steve Swanson on the Muppetcast and Flipper Media, Email: flippermediaco@gmail.com
Find Anthony Michael Stokes at: www.youtube.com/amstokes
Check out Erica DeJulio at: http://www.ericadejulio.com/
You can donate to Joyce's upcoming Fringe NYC show, Behind The Wall: An Autism Performance Piece here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/behind-the-wall-an-autism-performance-piece
Find Chris Lyndon's amazing Disney page here: http://www.disneychris.com Also check out his segments on the Mouse Music podcast
Find Rachel & Zeek on the Behind The Magic podcast!!!
Also: Teresa Hui, Joyce Lao, and Erica DeJulio along with Anthony Michael Stokes, Alexis Monetti, and Jerry Skids can be found on the upcoming webseries THESE THREE GIRLS coming to you this fall!!!!!!
And as always find Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo here on Mouse Rants every week!

Tuesday Jun 30, 2015
Episode 33: FREAKIN’ MUPPETS!!!!
Tuesday Jun 30, 2015
Tuesday Jun 30, 2015
Things get a little crazy as Jerry & Simone invite homeless fan, Sherlock Norman, onto the show to talk about his obsession: The Muppets. Some topics include:
- the selfie stick ban in the Disney parks
- Muppet based PCNDs
- the shit brownies in Disney's Animal Kingdom (UPDATE: The shit brownies have been discontinued after the episode was recorded after only 10 days due to DOUCHEBAG GUEST COMPLAINTS!! This is why we can't have nice things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Another "getting to know you 'lightning' round with our special guest that takes way longer than it should
- The slow disintegration of the Muppets in Walt Disney World
- What if the long-awaited pipe dream of a fifth gate, was 100% Muppets oriented?
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
Episode 32: The Rest of The Stuff That Hasn't Been Released
Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
Wednesday Jun 24, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone finish up their discussion on Disney's Urban Legends and banned cartoons with two more commentaries and a whole lot of nostalgia and reasoning. Then, to really tie Episode 30 and 32 together, they follow up on the Radio Wars segment with The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts...and this time, as a dynamic duo, really give them the tongue thrashing they deserve. Come all ye Degenerates and join Mouse Rants in their no holds barred, open season, critical analysis of the audiobook version of Wikipedia (aka The Rotoscopers).
Follow along on our commentaries here:
Donald's Dilemma : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-nnoNgwY3k
The Martins & The Coys: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrfryd_the-martins-the-coys_shortfilms
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
Episode 31: Drinkin' 'Round The World
Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
Tuesday Jun 16, 2015
Jerry and Simone have finally listened to the fans! After several hate mails asking for an episode about Drinking Around the World, your MouseRantskeleaders have finally delivered...but since Simone doesn't drink, they couldn't do it without help... Enter Derek Drum: Husband. Father. Disney lover. Lover of alcoholic beverages. Grab a beer, a whiskey, or even a Tipsy Ducks In Love, and stumble around the World Showcase with us as we drink, share stories and even throw out some helpful tips!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

Thursday Jun 04, 2015
Episode 30: Cannibals, Nazis and Mormons....oh my!!!!
Thursday Jun 04, 2015
Thursday Jun 04, 2015
This week, albeit a little late, Jerry and Simone discuss (through commentary format) some of the Disney animated shorts that were either banned or censored over the years from cannibals to nazis. (We will continue this discussion next week, as we have much more to talk about). All YouTube clips we used for the commentary are notated below so you can watch along with us. We also discuss our progress with the Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza and play you guys a special SNEAK PEAK TRAILER!!!! Be sure to check it out!!
Then Simone randomly had to leave and the MAYHEM began. This episode's NOT-TO-MISS Radio Wars segment was so excruciating, it took up another HOUR! This week, Jerry takes on The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts Podcast...and he does it solo...Listen as he painfully goes over a segment from one of their earlier episodes - - no holds barred, no Simone to hold him back...and believe me, folks...this one is a beast.
You can find them here: http://www.rotoscopers.com/
or here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/animation-addicts-podcast/id501373557?mt=2
YOUTUBE CLIPS
Hell's Bells - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-qilruZCE
Cannibal Capers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAYrIIaB2Nk
Trader Mickey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M74_kfuDtE
Reason and Emotion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp3zAPraF4 (starts at :31)
Der Fuehrer's Face - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8AmlhLl8lQ
Spare The Rod - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F6GAEyrZUI
Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza IMDb page!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4694416/
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Tuesday May 19, 2015
Episode 29: The Deterioration of The MGM Studios - Part 1: The Good Years
Tuesday May 19, 2015
Tuesday May 19, 2015
Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present. This is Part 1. In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self. Don't worry, they have to raise it up with praise before they drop it to the ground with boos and hisses. Also, Chris joins them in a DisBoards rant as they figure out why these people are so obsessed with food!!!
You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

Tuesday May 19, 2015
Episode 28: The Reimagination of World Showcase
Tuesday May 19, 2015
Tuesday May 19, 2015
erry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poorly edited podcasts in the history of podcasts: Behind the Magic.
Check them out here: https://www.btmpodcast.com/
Also, look for a quick "news" segment, where J&S call shenanigans on a frivolous lawsuit. Here is the link for that: http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/09/disneyland-pluto-hug-hurt-kid-video/
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is

Tuesday Apr 28, 2015
Episode 27: Strange Things, Upcoming Films and Porn
Tuesday Apr 28, 2015
Tuesday Apr 28, 2015
This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness. So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!
You can follow along with our short commentaries on our Cocoscope page riiiight here:
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Tuesday Apr 21, 2015
Episode 26: Earth Day with Joe Pardo
Tuesday Apr 21, 2015
Tuesday Apr 21, 2015
Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo. The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films. For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants will be back in full force aggression next week.
Also, the full-length "OFF THE WALL", offensive, and revolutionary musical episode of Mouse Rants is set to release on Memorial Day (May 25th), so tell all your friends!
Check out Joe's projects here!
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Tuesday Apr 14, 2015
Episode 25: Off The Wall!!!!!!!!
Tuesday Apr 14, 2015
Tuesday Apr 14, 2015
Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see... So come on ya degenerates, take a ride through some DisBoards posts and a topic you won't wanna miss with the MouseRantskaleaders themselves.
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Tuesday Apr 07, 2015
Episode 24: Urinating & Defecating In MGM & Animal Kingdom and Radio Wars!!!
Tuesday Apr 07, 2015
Tuesday Apr 07, 2015
In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!! Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!!
- The Future of Captain EO
- Be Our Guest breakfast menu
- Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks
- Innoventions West
- Selfie Stick Ban
- Urinating and Defecating Around MGM Studios and Animal Kingdom
- SEGMENT: Hate Mail
- Radio Wars: Just because we make fun of you, doesn’t mean we can’t promote you:
- SEGMENT: A few Awful Disney Facebook and DisBoards Rants
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Thursday Mar 26, 2015
Episode 23: Things That Make You Go UCH!
Thursday Mar 26, 2015
Thursday Mar 26, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions. From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without. Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel. So strap in, MouseRantsketeers and find out what the sultans have in store for you.
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Tuesday Mar 17, 2015
Episode 22: Urinating and Defecating in the Magic Kingdom & Epcot
Tuesday Mar 17, 2015
Tuesday Mar 17, 2015
This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot. Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada.
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is
(note: any similarities are purely coincidental as the hosts have had some somewhat eerily, yet similar experiences as other folks out there in Radioland)

Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Episode 21: Awful Disboards & Disney Facebook Posts: Part 2
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there. And believe me, this one is more brutal than the last one....
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Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Episode 20: Karen & Connie Present....Disneyland!!!
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter. Here are some topics that were discussed:
- The Sad State of Downtown Disney
- Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours
- Walt Disney Family Museum
- Disneyland Closings
- WDW Covered Landmarks
- Radiator Springs
- Look Up
- Anna & Elsa
- Backstage & No Magic
- Eating, and more importantly...drinking
- Legacy Fastpass
- Hate Mail
- and much much more...
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