An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Friday Jan 01, 2016
Friday Jan 01, 2016
This week on Mouse Rants' special New Year's Episode, Jerry & Simone take you on multiple late night New Year's Eve/Day subway trips around Brooklyn and Manhattan as they discuss the most absurd possibilities for live entertainment in World Showcase, from hilarious, to dark (yet still hilarious), to just plain wrong. So listen to them avoiding drunk idiots, bodily fluids, and psycho passengers, while trying to have this very important Disney discussion!!!
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Friday Dec 25, 2015
Friday Dec 25, 2015
Merry Christmas Degenerates!!! This year on their Christmas episode, Jerry & Simone run down MORE terrible Disney Christmas songs, try to add Christmas into non-Christmas attractions and dig up a Christmas album so heinous they'll never be able to top it!! Then, in the second half of the show, they bring on special guests, Joe Pardo (http://jpar.co), Karen Drum, Chris Rowlands, and Janette Pellegrini to pay tribute to the soon defunct original cast of WDW Today. This leads to an in-depth discussion of the 10 years (and if their intro is correct, only 7,800 minutes) of the past, present and future (cos it's Christmas) of park touring fun, inside jokes and super important zombie avoiding techniques!! Come check it out on this week's Mouse Rants!!
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Tuesday Dec 15, 2015
Tuesday Dec 15, 2015
No description can do this episode justice. Just listen to it and enjoy.
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Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
Tuesday Nov 17, 2015
This week, it's Jerry vs. Simone as the two Degenerate Leaders painstakingly immerse themselves in the horror that is Radio Disney. Come play along as your hosts try to figure out just what the hell Disney is putting on the radio...after discussing Shia LeBeauf's latest project of course. COME ON! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!! JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
Tuesday Nov 10, 2015
No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 49!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode. THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded a plethora of thoughts and musings unedited during his commute. So hear Jerry (with two quick cameos from Simone) ramble on about sneakers, DVDs, tourists, pork, other podcasts and his favorite movies and other randomness on this Not A Real Episode.
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Saturday Oct 31, 2015
Saturday Oct 31, 2015
Today, Jerry & Simone return with a Halloween episode that will make you shit your pants in delight!!! First, a rousing game of What If...as they figure out hilarious Disney and horror movie crossovers...then they discuss the very strange Pecos Bill/Tortuga Tavern switch...and finally, for your listening pleasure.......Mouse Rants' first feature length commentary of the Disney Channel Original Movie, Don't Look Under The Bed!
There are many sites that you can find a good version on that I cannot link to. The YouTube version is sped up and zoomed in, so you won't be able to follow along correctly. Just remember this.... GOOGLE...IS...YOUR...FRIEND!!!!
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Tuesday Oct 13, 2015
Tuesday Oct 13, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by Friends of the Show, Zeek and Rachel, from Behind The Magic Podcast! After giving them a taste of their own medicine with a quick round of trivia, they quickly delve into the world of games scattered around Walt Disney World, from Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom to defunct arcades. Of course, the conversation derails into snark, sarcasm, in-fighting, wit, and a ton of bad jokes. What else could you want from the Mouse Rants crew?
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Tuesday Oct 06, 2015
Tuesday Oct 06, 2015
This week, Chris, Sean and Susan of the WDW Navigators infiltrate Mouse Rants to talk about the history of their show from when it was the Forever Disney Podcast til the great uprising of the WDW Navigators.
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Tuesday Sep 29, 2015
Tuesday Sep 29, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone continue their Live in Walt Disney World footage, STILL causing havoc and mayhem throughout the parks. THIS time we:
- See Grauman's Theatre the way it was supposed to look for the first time in 14 years
- Visit Watto's Grotto
- Try to stop the horrible Fantasmic Wave
- Take a journey through the awesome Spaceship Earth VIP Room with our new Friend of the Show, Fish Sean Woo
- Visit more attractions with special guest commentator, Strong Bad
- Travel Around World Showcase and into Captain EO with ThatRaptor
- Complete Part 2 of our FREE World Showcase Audio Tour..this time we hit Norway in its transition to Arendelle...
- Rant about the asshole CMs at Magic Kingdom Rope Drop
- and much much more....
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Tuesday Sep 22, 2015
Tuesday Sep 22, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone are Live in Walt Disney World causing havoc and mayhem starting with a fun-filled walk through the park and ending with one of the funniest guest appearances on any Disney podcast!!! For the first hour check out their in-park shenanigans including:
- A Walk Through a Barren Innoventions West
- Excerpts of Strong Bad's commentary on Stitch's Great Escape
- The Be Our Guest Breakfast
- Issues with horrible guests in Space Mountain
- The Psychos at Night of Joy
- Just one of the reasons why All Star Movies sucks
- The Terrible Cast Member Loading at Festival of the Lion King
- Assholes on Dinosaur
- The New Starbucks at Animal Kingdom
The Second Hour is all about their night out with Dadoosh & Ms, Dadoosh! Join them as they visit Disney Springs...and....you just have to listen to it... no words can explain this craziness!
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Friday Sep 18, 2015
Friday Sep 18, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the commentaries, starting with one of the biggest spoiled YouTube brats they have ever seen. After dealing with that nonsense, they share with you two of the WORST albums Disney has ever put out...Mickey Unrapped and Mickey's Dance Party. Come join in the agony with your Mouserantskeleaders as they try to get through these two albums without succumbing to complete darkness.
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Tuesday Sep 08, 2015
Tuesday Sep 08, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone have a sit down with frequent WDW attendee, Darksider and Degenerate, ThatRaptor as we discuss:
- The Dark Side of Disney Premiere
- His role in said film
- His experiences at Disneyland & D23
- The differences between WDW and DL
- Some of his least favorite things about WDW
- and much much much much more!!
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Tuesday Sep 01, 2015
Tuesday Sep 01, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate one year of podcasting by telling the Origin Story of Mouse Rants. Travel back with us in your time rovers, as we show you how Mouse Rants began through storytelling, audio pulled from old videotapes and tape recorders, interviews, songs and much more!
This episode features the music of Street Army Gospel including (The Mouse Rants Theme Song, The Mouse Rants Theme Song (extended acoustic version), J Friends, and Anakin's People Who Died)
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Tuesday Aug 25, 2015
Tuesday Aug 25, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring on special guest Meg Veg to talk about her thoughts on Pandora and dining around WDW (among many other things).
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Tuesday Aug 18, 2015
Tuesday Aug 18, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza, by revealing a demo song that didn't make it into the final cut, record a complete Director's Commentary track over the musical and then premiere the Blooper reel only to be heard in this episode and nowhere else!!! (In true Mouse Rants fashion, they choose to ignore all the D23 Announcements since that's what every other podcast is covering)
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-All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious or fictitious versions. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.Tuesday Aug 11, 2015
Tuesday Aug 11, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone reflect on what it means to be shafted. First they detail how they got the ol' shaft in the Disney Podcast Awards (even though they won the fan vote), by doing an "anti" Radio Wars segment of Behind the Magic, where the focus is the guest, not the podcast itself. Then they discuss how Walt Disney World got shafted by a certain disappearing podcast for a seemingly new format...Then after introducing a new segment called Skids & Simone Sample Stuff they roll into their main discussion of how certain films got shafted out of attractions in WDW. So join your MouseRantskeleaders in their quest to find out why so many amazing things get totally fucked in this crazy World we call Disney.
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Tuesday Aug 04, 2015
Tuesday Aug 04, 2015
This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by.
Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23).
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For more on Leonard Kinsey, check out http://www.darksideofdisney.com/ and his publishing company: http://bambooforestpublishing.com/
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Tuesday Jul 28, 2015
Tuesday Jul 28, 2015
Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes. You just have to listen. It's radio gold! Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want?
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Tuesday Jul 21, 2015
Tuesday Jul 21, 2015
This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history. Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future.
You can find Chris at: http://www.disneychris.com
Subscribe to his podcast: http://sideshowsoundtheatre.com/mouse-music/
Check out the YouTube clip on his channel, we talked about, here: https://t.co/LkuVaL8460
or follow him on Twitter: @disneychris73
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Friday Jul 10, 2015
Friday Jul 10, 2015
written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo
Cast
Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative (Singing Voices)
Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters
Steve Swanson - Narrator
Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM
Derek Drum - Attractions
Brian Witt - Podcasters
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Erica DeJulio - Facebook/Scarlett
Joyce Lao - Guide Books
Chris Lyndon - Blogs
Wendy Butler - Executive
Rachel Guyette - Maxine
Zeek Higgens - Max
Teamsters, Teresa Hui, Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo
Music by: Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez, Alan Menken, Jonathan Larsen, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Trask and Ira Antelis
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids, except Drunk at the Bellvue Lounge, which was written by Ira Antelis, Cheryl Berman, and David Pack
All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Find Teresa Hui at: www.teresahui.com
Join Steve Swanson on the Muppetcast and Flipper Media, Email: flippermediaco@gmail.com
Find Anthony Michael Stokes at: www.youtube.com/amstokes
Check out Erica DeJulio at: http://www.ericadejulio.com/
You can donate to Joyce's upcoming Fringe NYC show, Behind The Wall: An Autism Performance Piece here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/behind-the-wall-an-autism-performance-piece
Find Chris Lyndon's amazing Disney page here: http://www.disneychris.com Also check out his segments on the Mouse Music podcast
Find Rachel & Zeek on the Behind The Magic podcast!!!
Also: Teresa Hui, Joyce Lao, and Erica DeJulio along with Anthony Michael Stokes, Alexis Monetti, and Jerry Skids can be found on the upcoming webseries THESE THREE GIRLS coming to you this fall!!!!!!
And as always find Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo here on Mouse Rants every week!