An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring on Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to discuss one of their favorite topics...music in the parks. From area loops to songs long forgotten, your three guides take you around Magic Kingdom and Future World to figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea...But not before peeling apart and dissecting one of the world's worst blogs about Disney!! Don't miss the insanity!!! (And come back whenever we decide to do Part 2)
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Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
On this week's sexually charged episode, Jerry & Simone interview ex-cast members, Chris, Doug and Rachel to find out what REALLY goes on behind the scenes at WDW. Hear some of the hottest sex stories from people who lived in, what some may call, the Horniest Place on Earth. And believe me folks...the 18+ explicit rating is a DEFINITE on this one, because the amount of filth we get into is epic. But first, delve into the world of Disney's version of sex as your hosts watch The Story of Menstruation and Epcot's very own The Making of Me to find out if Disney really does water down their educational sex films. Laugh along to this hysterically sexy commentary by the two, the only, Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo..and who knows...they may even share a few individual WDW sex stories of their own!!!! Spoiler: They will.
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Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone have a ball taking in old school nostalgic promos, bumpers, specials, advertisements, and more! Watch along with the video below as they comment on how phenomenal, yet strange The Disney Channel used to be. From screaming jokers to false information to failed products to to goats doing...questionable things, you will defecate yourselves in laughter as your Masters of Ceremonies take you on a journey to your past...well...their past at least!!
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FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY"
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Tuesday May 24, 2016
Tuesday May 24, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the various ways WDW is ripping the fans off, including: being charged for things that were once free, being charged for things we don't want and never asked for, hard ticket events within other hard ticket events, pricing out the lower and middle class, preferred everything and much much more. Also, check out Jerry & Simone's take on the sexiest hard ticket event in Disney history, Disney After Dark.
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Tuesday May 17, 2016
Tuesday May 17, 2016
Jerry & Simone are back with a vengeance in their return to Radio Wars!!! This time it's a doozy, as they listen to the very first episode of the brand spankin' new podcast, DisExplorers. Yes, that's right. From the same mastermind that brought you a dozen other failed podcasts, we bring you this whole new breed of awful! (If you don't know who I'm talking about, listen to Episode 25 or Episode 46). So come join your Degenerate Leaders as they lambaste some more DisBoard & Facebook group posts and prove that our rival STILL does NOT have what it takes to start a podcast in our glorious three hour double episode!!!
(See, hate mailers? No need to worry. We made up for our absence last week!!)
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Tuesday May 03, 2016
Tuesday May 03, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone get together with friends, fellow podcasters and Disney connoisseurs, Kate Smith and Kristi Fredericks (check out all their plugs below!!!) to talk about awful, disgusting, self-centered, entitled guests in the parks. Tune in as our guests take it further than we did in Episode 5, talking about protein spills and other bodily functions, complete slobs, Wizard of Oz, veal, and bad parenting. Come check out the Degenerate side of these ladies you have never seen before...ONLY on Mouse Rants!
KATE
Check out Kate's blog: HERE
Check out Kate's YouTube page (and make your OWN soundboard): HERE
Check out Kate's podcasts: Mousellaneous DIScussions and MousePort
KRISTI
Find Kristi on Twitter AND Facebook
Check out Kristi's website: HERE
Buy "501 Ways to Make the Most of Your Walt Disney World Vacation": HERE
Buy "A Tale of Two Resorts: Comparing Disneyland and Walt Disney World": HERE
Check out Kristi (and Jerry) on Behind The Magic Podcast
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2016
Wednesday Apr 27, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone go guerrilla as they cook up a meal of their own while discussing the pathetic changes to the menu at the Jungle Skipper Canteen Restaurant. After verbally bitchslapping the anonymous douche who seemingly ALSO gave them a bad review on ITunes (SD's Corner), they get into the tourists at WDW whose palates are such an OPPOSITE to the word "refined" that they are an embarrassment to the society we live in. Finally, the discussion turns positive as they talk about the three new quick service options opening at Disney Springs in the next couple months.
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Tuesday Apr 19, 2016
Tuesday Apr 19, 2016
This week, Simone returns just in time for your MouseRantskeleaders follow up with director Philip Swift and the star of the Dark Side of Disney documentary (and also his mom) Beth Swift! We talk more about the film, from Beth's point of view, as well as the new DVD and VOD release (4-20-2016) as well as beards, Walt Life, hoarding merch, Property Control, the state of MGM Studios, Gary Sinise's false instructions and much much more! So come join Jerry and Simone on this hilariously fun ride through Disney's dark side and the film that proves it...(and buy the fuckin' DVD!!!)
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Monday Apr 11, 2016
Monday Apr 11, 2016
Just a quick 10 minutes to talk about what is going on with Mouse Rants going forward.
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Tuesday Apr 05, 2016
Tuesday Apr 05, 2016
Since Simone has departed the show, Jerry has brought back an old favorite! That's right...he has, yet again, gone through Disney Facebook Groups to find the most awful posts out there...and THIS time, he nearly loses his voice lambasting these fucking idiots. So come join in the fun (as fun as a potential aneurysm) and send in your own finds (Disney-related only, preferentially) as we throw another Awful Facebook Group Posts episode your way.
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Friday Apr 01, 2016
Friday Apr 01, 2016
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
Tuesday Mar 22, 2016
This week, after listening to another terrible SwooZy video...(although he seems to have run out of ideas at this point already...), Jerry and Simone take to the Magic Kingdom to see if the food here is any better than MGM... They go land by land hoping to find decent counter service and snacks that are actually worth the money...do they find it? FIND OUT on the most edible episode of Mouse Rants yet!!!!! (can i stop this running gag yet?)
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Tuesday Mar 15, 2016
Tuesday Mar 15, 2016
This week, Jerry goes solo...which, as you all know, means a full, all-out, balls to the wall ranting session is in store!!! This time, he angrily debunks idiot vlogger, SwooZie's, obvious lies as he painstakingly is forced to sit through two of his Disney-related videos. Then, get ready for DOUCHE CHILLS as he sifts through some pixie duster-style Disney YouTube series. And when I say douche chills...I mean DOOOOUUUCCHHHEEE CHIIILLLSSS!!!! Don't take this poorly thought out description's word for it...get ready for the most OUTRAGEOUS episode of Mouse Rants yet.
Links to the videos watched in this episode:
SwooZie: Confessions of a Disney Employee
SwooZie: Revenge of the Disney Employee
Thingamavlogs: What It's Like Being a DISNEY Couple!
Thingamavlogs: Disney Love Medley - Acoustic Cover
Lou Mongello: 5 Snacks Under $5 at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom
mrcheezypop: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 ANNOUNCED!
Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!! Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Tuesday Mar 08, 2016
Tuesday Mar 08, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the beloved DisBoards rants as they file through pointless thread after pointless thread, trying to figure out the all-too overasked question...WHY?!! After that, your MouseRantskeleaders give a SPOILER-FREE review of The Zootopia 3D IMAX Experience...including an in-depth discussion of the horrible families on either side of us. It's an all out brawl on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!
Also, come meet up with Mouse Rants and let's get all get drunk together at the final Dark Side of Disney Documentary Screening in Brooklyn, New York on March 26, 2016 at 5PM (Doors at 4:30) at Videology!! Afterwards, join director, Philip Swift, Katie Robbins, and cameramen/participants Joe Spit and Zach Lennon-Simon for a Q & A...and then, if you guys are up to it, grab more drinks and talk Disney and shit!!!!!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
Tuesday Mar 01, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to. After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an awards show. And boy....does it get BAD!!!! "It stinks, and I don't like it." Listen along as Jerry and Simone go completely insane in the most gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Tuesday Feb 23, 2016
Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney." In Part 2, after delving into the awesome powers of the Webee Boys (starring Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame), we visit the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive & immersive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about. Don't worry, we keep it SPOILER FREE for most of it...and we will give you fair warning, when we decide to go out of that realm. DON'T MISS IT!!
Also, check out one of Jerry's favorite podcasts, Tyler & Dave Play Old Games
Webee Boys - Point Hat (The Boat Song)
Webee Boys - Bop It (Webee Anthem)
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Wednesday Feb 17, 2016
Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney." First we discuss the NYC screening of "SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead" (starring Newsies' own Michael Goorjian), we give a MUCH NEEDED beating to the live event from just a few weeks ago, "Grease: Live" (starring a whole bunch of ex-Disney stars, including Vanessa Hudgens and Keke Palmer), and finally the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.
This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. We will release the second part (Episode 56 1/2) on Friday night.
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Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Tuesday Feb 09, 2016
Simone has RETURNED!!! And in FULL FORCE today! We bring to you the most condescending article ever written about Disney fans. And we virtually tear the author (@hiheelzbrooke) a new one. But not before Simone regales us with her tales of rub n tug massages and adjustable bidets on her Asian Vacation and a discussion of the new Animal Kingdom signature dining establishment and changes at Nine Dragons for the Year of the Monkey.
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Tuesday Jan 19, 2016
Tuesday Jan 19, 2016
With Simone on vacation, Jerry grabs Mouse Rants veterans Erica DeJulio, Derek Drum and Rachel Guyette to talk about horrendously dirty subjects with a Disney twist. From Erica's prince fantasies, to a game of Guess What's In My Princesses' Pants with Derek to Rachel's thoughts and musings on what Disney movies would make good pornographic films, this is one rousing (or should I say A-rousing) episode of Rotating Simones! All completed with a bunch of Disney-related parodies by "Dr. Dirty" himself. This is one episode you're not gonna want to miss.
*Note: Mouse Rants is not responsible for any sudden erections. That's on you.
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Tuesday Jan 12, 2016
Tuesday Jan 12, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone decide to have the very first RADIO WAR of 2016! They reluctantly listen to clips from WDW News Today's 2015 Christmas Podcast Parade and try not to hang themselves as they discuss the abrupt decline in creativity and odd obsession with Disneyland (even though the name of their podcast alone would suggest otherwise) within the past few years. So listen along, if you dare, and let's bring back everyone's favorite segment!!!
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