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Episodes
Dec 10, 2018
Dec 10, 2018
44 min
ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!! Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.
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Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018
2hr 43 min
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(part 3 of 3)
written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids
Cast
Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Jafar - Jafar
Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica
Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow,
The Big Bad Boss
Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron,
Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince
Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle,
Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo
Music by: Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids
All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Nov 27, 2018
Nov 27, 2018
1hr 52 min
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(Part 2 of 3)
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids
Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1,
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Steve Swanson - Luke
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Kate Smith - Kip
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter
Susie Queue - Snow White
Jafar - Jafar
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
Jillian Lassiter - Casting #3, Lady
Scott Bee - French Host
Music by: Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids
All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional! Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Nov 20, 2018
Nov 20, 2018
1hr 58 min
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(part 1 of 3)
written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids
Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner for Best Leading Actor)- Aladdin
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Jafar - Jafar
Kristi Fredricks - Rapunzel
Jillian Lassiter - Pocahontas, Evan & Interview #4
Mark Christopher - Harry
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Frat Guy #2 & Interview #2
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Sarah Smith - Tourist
Music by: Stephen Sondheim, Matthew Wilder, Michael Friedman, Jeanine Tesori & Alan Menken
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids
All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
- See you next week for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 1!!!
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional! Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Oct 28, 2018
Oct 28, 2018
2hr 24 min
This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth. All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.
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Oct 22, 2018
Oct 22, 2018
2hr 48 min
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way. Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth. #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo. Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.
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Oct 2, 2018
Oct 2, 2018
1hr 44 min
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!! SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!! Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer. The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.
(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)
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Sep 19, 2018
Sep 19, 2018
2hr 5 min
No show notes needed...enjoy!
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Sep 2, 2018
Sep 2, 2018
2hr 13 min
Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY! Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions. Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!
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Aug 16, 2018
Aug 16, 2018
2hr 57 min
This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki! On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art. Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.
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Aug 8, 2018
Aug 8, 2018
2hr 45 min
As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs. Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time. Will they like it? Will it be just awful? Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.
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Aug 2, 2018
Aug 2, 2018
3hr 6 min
As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs. Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time. Will they like it? Will it be just awful? Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.
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Jul 16, 2018
Jul 16, 2018
2hr 48 min
As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today. All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet. You won't want to miss it. And you don't have to!!!
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Jul 10, 2018
Jul 10, 2018
3hr 3 min
For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel. Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!! You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!! And guess what?? YOU CAN!!!!!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Jul 3, 2018
Jul 3, 2018
3hr 18 min
This week, Jerry and Simone again must suffer for the fans as they trudge through MORE of some of the worst Disney parody (and some original) songs on the internet. If you think today is the day your two Degenerate leaders will finally off themselves for good, you might be correct. Also, they discuss the ridiculous controversy behind the phenomenal Pixar short, Bao. Join in on the "fun" on the "music"-filled horrorshow they call Episode 141. You're Welcome.
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Jun 20, 2018
Jun 20, 2018
2hr 53 min
This week, Jerry & Simone talk about Disney fads (both awful and great) throughout the years that came and went (and some that are around right now)! From Purple Walls to Special Features, your Degenerate Leaders take you through Disney history to figure out what people were obsessed with over the years regarding the parks, the movies, toys and much more. This is also the last regular episode that will feature the menu discussions, as your hosts will be doing that separately from here on in. All this and more on the most popular (for now) episode of Mouse Rants.
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Jun 13, 2018
Jun 13, 2018
2hr 34 min
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back an old classic....: BLIND COMMENTARIES! And on this week's episode, for the first time ever, both of your Degenerate Leaders watch the Tower of Terror TV movie and determine why anyone thought this would be a good idea?? Does it remind them of the ride? Does it feel Twilight Zone-y? Will Steve Guttenberg put out a decent performance? As expected, the answer to all of these are the same...No. [Spoiler Alert]...but join along anyway, because this HAS to be fun...right?.....right????
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May 21, 2018
May 21, 2018
1hr 47 min
This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Animal Kingdom. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth. All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.
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May 14, 2018
May 14, 2018
2hr 53 min
This week, Jerry and Simone finally settle the score once and for all as they torture themselves YET AGAIN with their patented Radio Disney Game. Join in with the fun and see how you score as the two MouseRantsKeLeaders are forced to listen to the Radio Disney Top 30 and find out just what truly awful music is pumping into the brains of today's youth and try to guess what each song is going to be about. Who comes up on top this time? You'll have to listen to find out on this torturous episode of Mouse Rants.
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May 2, 2018
May 2, 2018
2hr 20 min
This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment. Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides." And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!! Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.
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