An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
This week, Dr. Simone and Mr. Jerry discuss soft drinks in Walt Disney World. From refillable mugs to Coke-hocking dead cavemen, come join them on a caffeinated, carbonated, raucous journey through non-alcoholic beverages in the parks.
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Monday Feb 26, 2018
Monday Feb 26, 2018
This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth. All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Feb 19, 2018
Monday Feb 19, 2018
This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags. Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed. Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want. All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.
Some stuff we talked about on the show:
The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)
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Monday Feb 12, 2018
Monday Feb 12, 2018
This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme. Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together. But wait! There's more! Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand! From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down. Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.
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Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen. All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!
WARNING: This entire holiday special is for entertainment purposes only and in no way reflects the thoughts and opinions of its hosts, co-hosts or guests. All brand, celebrity and non-celebrity similarities are coincidental or parodic in nature. All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Sunday Jan 21, 2018
Sunday Jan 21, 2018
No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 127!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode). THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded what would originally be a plethora of thoughts and musings during his commute...But ended up just being mostly about The Last Jedi. So hear Jerry ramble on about The Last Jedi, the American Netflix version of Death Note, why the moron Millenials think that everything is whitewashing, The Hunger Games vs Battle Royale, Starbucks and I'm sure some other randomness on this Not A Real Episode episode of Mouse Rants.
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Saturday Dec 23, 2017
Saturday Dec 23, 2017
MERRY CHRISTMAS DEGENERATES!!!!!! This year, Jerry & Simone celebrate the holiday season with MORE holiday albums from the Disney company...this year they break down Jingle Jams '04 & '05 to analyze and decipher just what exactly some of these Christmas songs are REALLY about. Also a wonderful Christmas surprise by Jillian The Travel Agent, a heartfelt Holiday poem by Kate Smith and the return of the infamous Skids & Simone Sample Stuff segment. All this and more on this most festive episode of Mouse Rants.
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Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone attempt to become Disney's Uwe Boll as they try to get a bunch of movies based on attractions greenlit. Join in the fun as they turn your beloved attractions into either film classics or straight trash. But before they can do that, on When Pixie Dusters Attack, they address the psychosis of some of these positive thinkers and find out just why people are not allowed to have an opinion about Olaf's Frozen Adventure unless it's the same as theirs. All this and more on this week's most Hollywood edition of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Nov 28, 2017
Tuesday Nov 28, 2017
This week Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent and Kate Smith for an all-out Disney Movie Trivia Game Show!!! Unfortunately, neither of them watch Disney movies.... soooooooooooooo.........Join in on the fun as Jerry hosts the game show that can only end in tears and anger on this week's Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone go LIVE with DGribbs as they celebrate their "reason for being" by broadcasting their most popular segment LIVE! Come suffer with your hosts as they painfully discuss one of Barry's creations, who refused to give Mouse Rants any credit when they talked about us on THEIR show, as they find out that even after a year, they are still the same garbage show they have always been. From racism to unfunny jokes, from families that refuse to follow proper etiquette to morons to trashy food practices, come join in the fun on this week's fun....and if you're not excited, well I sure as heckfire think Ned Ryerson is!!!!!
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Monday Nov 13, 2017
Monday Nov 13, 2017
This week, Jerry gives you a little bonus episode in addition to the live show (this Friday, November 17th, 2017 at 9:30PM) as he discusses the good and bad of the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), Star Wars: The Old Republic.
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Monday Nov 06, 2017
Monday Nov 06, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages... where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s) Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point of the movies...and sqand...yeah, sqand. Join your Degenerate leaders in the laughter on this week's Mouse Rants.
FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY"
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Monday Oct 30, 2017
Monday Oct 30, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone go through all the current problems they noticed at WDW including transportation issues, the inefficiency of security, Cast Members who don't care about guests, the lack of air conditioning and much much more, including a step-by-step run through of the horrendous pre-show of Flight of Passage. Don't miss it all in this week's episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Oct 23, 2017
Monday Oct 23, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone take you around World Showcase to sample pretty much all of the food they had to offer during Food & Wine Festival. It's an episode. Be thankful.
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Wednesday Oct 11, 2017
Wednesday Oct 11, 2017
Join Jerry, Simone and all their friends during Mouse Rants Degenerates' Rum Springer as they judge the Scavenger C U Next Tuesday competition, take on another awful vlogger that Tim can't handle, host the 1st "Annual" Mouse Rants' Awards Ceremony and even find out Kate's self-appointed nickname. Come drink with us til everything becomes a fucking blur on this long-awaited live episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Sep 18, 2017
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Join Jerry and Simone as they celebrate Epcot's 35th Anniversary the only way they know how.... Radio Wars!!! That's right, this time, your Degenerate leaders have compiled some of the "best of" WDW News Today's Epcot episodes and are still trying to find out how they claim to be "Epcot fanboys" even though it seems like they can't stand the park at all! Find out just how much monkey torture Jerry & Simone go through for you guys in this week's most uncomfortable episode of Mouse Rants. See ya in the parks!
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Monday Sep 11, 2017
Monday Sep 11, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone finally fall down the cringe rabbit hole that is William Paul. That's right, thanks to their good friends Scott and Robb you now all get to listen to (and watch along with) them as they take an entire trip with the trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet. It's not gonna be an easy one, folks...
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Monday Sep 04, 2017
Monday Sep 04, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone finish discussing their trip with their good friends at What's Dis? (Jillian and Matt) as they remember the final day of the Great Movie Ride. Join in as we give the heart of MGM Studios one final sendoff. Goodnight, Hollywood Boulevard.
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Monday Aug 28, 2017
Monday Aug 28, 2017
This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip. Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness. But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?! Find out on an all-new Mouse Rants.
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Sunday Aug 13, 2017
Sunday Aug 13, 2017
This week, on this very special Sunday released episode, Jerry & Simone run the commentary train on the uncomfortably awful 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), Stuck in the Suburbs. Come find out why this completely random assortment of vignettes and montages are related to tonight's tragic closing of The Great Movie Ride as we follow the tale of two brand new friends who oddly feel comfortable enough to trust each other after 2 minutes of knowing one another....also a horribly ugly pop star, a condemned house, an annoying as fuck brother who can't act and the worst friends imaginable. All this and more on this week's special edition of Mouse Rants.
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