Mouse Rants

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do.

Episode 139: Welcome To The C-List With Steve Guttenberg

June 13th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back an old classic....: BLIND COMMENTARIES!  And on this week's episode, for the first time ever, both of your Degenerate Leaders watch the Tower of Terror TV movie and determine why anyone thought this would be a good idea??  Does it remind them of the ride?  Does it feel Twilight Zone-y?  Will Steve Guttenberg put out a decent performance?  As expected, the answer to all of these are the same...No. [Spoiler Alert]...but join along anyway, because this HAS to be fun...right?.....right????

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Episode 138: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Animal Kingdom

May 21st, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Animal Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 137: Return of the Radio Disney Cliche

May 14th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone finally settle the score once and for all as they torture themselves YET AGAIN with their patented Radio Disney Game.  Join in with the fun and see how you score as the two MouseRantsKeLeaders are forced to listen to the Radio Disney Top 30 and find out just what truly awful music is pumping into the brains of today's youth and try to guess what each song is going to be about.  Who comes up on top this time?  You'll have to listen to find out on this torturous episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 136: You’re So Bo-o-o-red With the WDW (and that makes you wrong)

May 2nd, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment.  Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides."  And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!!  Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 135: News News News (Inside Boodition)

April 16th, 2018

Jerry and Simone discuss the Top 10 most annoying announcements to come out of Walt Disney World so far in 2018.  Join them as they break down the worst decisions WDW has made in just four months!

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Episode 134: Bologna, Bounding and Bears, Trained (a DisBoards Story)

April 9th, 2018

Come meet your new hosts and their special guests as they discover the aborted bile that is the DisBoards (and Facebook Groups).  Join in as they attempt to withstand the absolute garbage they are about to encounter.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 133: The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

April 3rd, 2018

Join Jerry and Simone as they take you on a high-voltage, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall, non-stop sentimental journey through space and time in this week's nailbiting, heart-stopping episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 132: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Epcot

March 19th, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Epcot.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 131 - Drinks That Can’t Get It Up

March 11th, 2018

This week, Dr. Simone and Mr. Jerry discuss soft drinks in Walt Disney World.  From refillable mugs to Coke-hocking dead cavemen, come join them on a caffeinated, carbonated, raucous journey through non-alcoholic beverages in the parks.

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Episode 130: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Magic Kingdom

February 26th, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 129: Build Your Own Adult Island of Pleasure

February 19th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

Some stuff we talked about on the show:

The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)

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Episode 128: The Surprising Difficulty of Theming Tomorrowland

February 12th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 127: The Mouse Rants Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special

January 31st, 2018

Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen.  All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!

WARNING: This entire holiday special is for entertainment purposes only and in no way reflects the thoughts and opinions of its hosts, co-hosts or guests.  All brand, celebrity and non-celebrity similarities are coincidental or parodic in nature. All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Jerry Skids Rambles 2: A Celebration of New Movies But Mostly The Last Jedi

January 21st, 2018

No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 127!!! (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode). THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded what would originally be a plethora of thoughts and musings during his commute...But ended up just being mostly about The Last Jedi.  So hear Jerry ramble on about The Last Jedi, the American Netflix version of Death Note, why the moron Millenials think that everything is whitewashing, The Hunger Games vs Battle Royale, Starbucks and I'm sure some other randomness on this Not A Real Episode episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 126: Jingling, Thievery, Fornicating With Santa and the La La La La

December 23rd, 2017

MERRY CHRISTMAS DEGENERATES!!!!!!  This year, Jerry & Simone celebrate the holiday season with MORE holiday albums from the Disney company...this year they break down Jingle Jams '04 & '05 to analyze and decipher just what exactly some of these Christmas songs are REALLY about.  Also a wonderful Christmas surprise by Jillian The Travel Agent, a heartfelt Holiday poem by Kate Smith and the return of the infamous Skids & Simone Sample Stuff segment. All this and more on this most festive episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 125 - Attraction Pitch Meeting

December 14th, 2017

This week, Jerry & Simone attempt to become Disney's Uwe Boll as they try to get a bunch of movies based on attractions greenlit.  Join in the fun as they turn your beloved attractions into either film classics or straight trash.  But before they can do that, on When Pixie Dusters Attack, they address the psychosis of some of these positive thinkers and find out just why people are not allowed to have an opinion about Olaf's Frozen Adventure unless it's the same as theirs. All this and more on this week's most Hollywood edition of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 124: The Head-To-Head Showdown of the Century (featuring Kate and Jillian the Travel Agent)

November 28th, 2017

This week Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent and Kate Smith for an all-out Disney Movie Trivia Game Show!!!  Unfortunately, neither of them watch Disney movies.... soooooooooooooo.........Join in on the fun as Jerry hosts the game show that can only end in tears and anger on this week's Mouse Rants.

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Episode 123: Radio Wars LIVE Livers! (feat. DGribbs)

November 21st, 2017

This week, Jerry & Simone go LIVE with DGribbs as they celebrate their "reason for being" by broadcasting their most popular segment LIVE!  Come suffer with your hosts as they painfully discuss one of Barry's creations, who refused to give Mouse Rants any credit when they talked about us on THEIR show, as they find out that even after a year, they are still the same garbage show they have always been.  From racism to unfunny jokes, from families that refuse to follow proper etiquette to morons to trashy food practices, come join in the fun on this week's fun....and if you're not excited, well I sure as heckfire think Ned Ryerson is!!!!!

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Episode 122: SWTOR - Jedis, Guilds and Plus Five Strength

November 13th, 2017

This week, Jerry gives you a little bonus episode in addition to the live show (this Friday, November 17th, 2017 at 9:30PM) as he discusses the good and bad of the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), Star Wars: The Old Republic.

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Episode 121: …We’ll Be Right Back!

November 6th, 2017

This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages...  where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s)   Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point of the movies...and sqand...yeah, sqand.  Join your Degenerate leaders in the laughter on this week's Mouse Rants.

FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY"

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