Mouse Rants

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.

Episode 146: Miyuki, Masaji & The Art of Amezaiku

August 16th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.

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Episode 145: Misting Pretzels Are Soooo Goooooood! - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 2 (LIVE)

August 8th, 2018

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 144: Kermit’s Last Date - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 1 (LIVE)

August 2nd, 2018

As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 143: You Can’t Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins

July 16th, 2018

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!

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Episode 142: The Contractual Obligation of Kyle & The Salad Boys

July 10th, 2018

For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel.  Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!  You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!!  And guess what??  YOU CAN!!!!!

 
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 141: The Not-So-Great Dis-Parody - Volume II (California Sun)

July 3rd, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone again must suffer for the fans as they trudge through MORE of some of the worst Disney parody (and some original) songs on the internet.  If you think today is the day your two Degenerate leaders will finally off themselves for good, you might be correct.  Also, they discuss the ridiculous controversy behind the phenomenal Pixar short, Bao.  Join in on the "fun" on the "music"-filled horrorshow they call Episode 141.  You're Welcome.

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Episode 140: …And Boy Was My Mouth Tired (An Extensive Tale of Disney Fads)

June 20th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone talk about Disney fads (both awful and great) throughout the years that came and went (and some that are around right now)! From Purple Walls to Special Features, your Degenerate Leaders take you through Disney history to figure out what people were obsessed with over the years regarding the parks, the movies, toys and much more.  This is also the last regular episode that will feature the menu discussions, as your hosts will be doing that separately from here on in.  All this and more on the most popular (for now) episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 139: Welcome To The C-List With Steve Guttenberg

June 13th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back an old classic....: BLIND COMMENTARIES!  And on this week's episode, for the first time ever, both of your Degenerate Leaders watch the Tower of Terror TV movie and determine why anyone thought this would be a good idea??  Does it remind them of the ride?  Does it feel Twilight Zone-y?  Will Steve Guttenberg put out a decent performance?  As expected, the answer to all of these are the same...No. [Spoiler Alert]...but join along anyway, because this HAS to be fun...right?.....right????

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Episode 138: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Animal Kingdom

May 21st, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Animal Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 137: Return of the Radio Disney Cliche

May 14th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone finally settle the score once and for all as they torture themselves YET AGAIN with their patented Radio Disney Game.  Join in with the fun and see how you score as the two MouseRantsKeLeaders are forced to listen to the Radio Disney Top 30 and find out just what truly awful music is pumping into the brains of today's youth and try to guess what each song is going to be about.  Who comes up on top this time?  You'll have to listen to find out on this torturous episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 136: You’re So Bo-o-o-red With the WDW (and that makes you wrong)

May 2nd, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone explain why it's impossible to claim you are bored with Walt Disney World and why that is an absolutely ludicrous sentiment.  Get ready to discuss all the fun ins and outs around WDW that isn't just your regular "going-to-the-parks-and-riding-rides."  And since everyone enjoys them so much, this week we bring to you.....another fun quiz!!!  Also, New menu items and so much more, on tonight's edition of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 135: News News News (Inside Boodition)

April 16th, 2018

Jerry and Simone discuss the Top 10 most annoying announcements to come out of Walt Disney World so far in 2018.  Join them as they break down the worst decisions WDW has made in just four months!

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Episode 134: Bologna, Bounding and Bears, Trained (a DisBoards Story)

April 9th, 2018

Come meet your new hosts and their special guests as they discover the aborted bile that is the DisBoards (and Facebook Groups).  Join in as they attempt to withstand the absolute garbage they are about to encounter.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 133: The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make

April 3rd, 2018

Join Jerry and Simone as they take you on a high-voltage, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall, non-stop sentimental journey through space and time in this week's nailbiting, heart-stopping episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 132: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Epcot

March 19th, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around Epcot.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 131 - Drinks That Can’t Get It Up

March 11th, 2018

This week, Dr. Simone and Mr. Jerry discuss soft drinks in Walt Disney World.  From refillable mugs to Coke-hocking dead cavemen, come join them on a caffeinated, carbonated, raucous journey through non-alcoholic beverages in the parks.

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Episode 130: The Worst of One Star Reviews - Magic Kingdom

February 26th, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he tries to fathom some of the worst one-star reviews around the Magic Kingdom.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this infuriating episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 129: Build Your Own Adult Island of Pleasure

February 19th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone come up with their own idea for a nighttime entertainment haven, since Pleasure Island has been turned into a shopping villa for rich douchebags.  Come along and find out what they have in store for you...when the theme parks have all gone to bed.  Also, before that, Jerry and Simone discuss the most and least popular episodes of Mouse Rants and try to find out what audiences could possibly want.  All this and more on this week's sexy and pleasure-filled Mouse Rants.

Some stuff we talked about on the show:

The Radio Disney Station ID (at the end of the clip)
The Fuck Her Right In The Pussy Montage that YouTube pulled
The Shit Brownies
Oh My Dayum song
Ginger
Ice Gator (NOT SWAMPY)

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Episode 128: The Surprising Difficulty of Theming Tomorrowland

February 12th, 2018

This week, Jerry and Simone try to figure out if there was EVER a point in time when every attraction in Tomorrowland actually fit into one specific theme.  Join them as they try to come up with some sort of logic to tie Tomorrowland together.  But wait!  There's more!  Before they get into the main topic, enjoy the sultry sounds of slurping and smacking as Skids & Simone Sample Stuff from Thailand!  From fish snacks to durian candy to ketchup...see if Jerry can actually keep these Thai snacks down.  Whether you asked for it or not, you got it, on this week's mindboggling episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 127: The Mouse Rants Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special

January 31st, 2018

Mouse Rants proudly presents The Post-Holiday All Inclusive #HolidayNotHoliday Special, live from Epcot Center at the Walt Disney World Resort. Join your Degenerate hosts Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo, with Disneyland correspondents Levar & JFB as they find out for themselves just how difficult it is to put on a live holiday event. So strap in as they present to you a night filled with magic, music, and a cast of the most insane characters you've ever seen.  All this and more on the most off the wall, exciting, maniacal, and sometimes painful holiday special you've ever heard in your life!!!

WARNING: This entire holiday special is for entertainment purposes only and in no way reflects the thoughts and opinions of its hosts, co-hosts or guests.  All brand, celebrity and non-celebrity similarities are coincidental or parodic in nature. All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

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