An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Sep 23, 2019
Sep 23, 2019
2hr 56 sec
In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want.
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Sep 17, 2019
Sep 17, 2019
1hr 55 min
It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...
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Sep 2, 2019
Sep 2, 2019
2hr 41 sec
As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close, Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever. It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it. Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?) So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol' skunk as we present The Country Bears 2: Vacation Hoedown.
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Aug 14, 2019
Aug 14, 2019
1hr 57 min
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows. From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE). And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one. All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mouse Rants ever.
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Jul 29, 2019
Jul 29, 2019
2hr 24 min
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW. From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.
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Jul 22, 2019
Jul 22, 2019
1hr 13 min
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!! Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!! We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint: It's not). But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book. So take a walk with your Degenerate Leaders into the great unknown on this week's frustrating episode of Mouse Rants
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Jul 8, 2019
Jul 8, 2019
2hr 22 min
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock. Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you. Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations. Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of Mouse Rants.
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Jul 2, 2019
Jul 2, 2019
2hr 25 min
Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7? Jeez!!! In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland. That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disneyland AND Walt Disney World... But first another episode of Skids & Simone Sample Stuff (this time from multiple countries!) and a couple other surprises thrown into the mix. It's an all-out shutdown of the summer in this week's episode of Mouse Rants.
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Jun 1, 2019
Jun 1, 2019
2hr 47 min
In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed. Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by contractual obligation...the new Spokesy song is out, so strap in. It's musicfilled madness in this week's episode, so you're not gonna wanna miss it...or maybe you will, who knows. #ShutDownMouseRants
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May 15, 2019
May 15, 2019
2hr 7 sec
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons.
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Apr 22, 2019
Apr 22, 2019
2hr 12 min
This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint. With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park. But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items.
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Apr 7, 2019
Apr 7, 2019
2hr 42 min
This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss.
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Apr 2, 2019
Apr 2, 2019
1hr 59 min
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Mar 16, 2019
Mar 16, 2019
2hr 22 min
In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019). From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch. Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!! All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it? rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!
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Feb 12, 2019
Feb 12, 2019
2hr 28 min
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more. Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!! All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
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Jan 28, 2019
Jan 28, 2019
2hr 23 min
This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion. Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!! Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy! All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Jan 14, 2019
Jan 14, 2019
2hr 28 min
This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved! Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them. From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch. But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards. All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Jan 8, 2019
Jan 8, 2019
3hr 29 min
This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video! Details to come! Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system. If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group!
Brittney https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVERCHcp6FBY_ugJe3M7LQw/videos
JoJo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkUZ2zbi-NvTM2fLKC8xeEA/videos
Tiffanee https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFgyN2Z1VDYNW9fU7_h8FLw/videos
Alexa (be careful if you have an Echo) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClT8yqTPR2mr-sjRR-31vNA/videos
Stephen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKB2Kh-s3Ha1O0yZUlzn0A
Zane https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1Ml1mUtHOs3B4nqjWXUng/videos
Quynn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWZgpATEbEuU_X4Yn7CnZQ/videos
Jack - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL6buMBn0j8ZFD4SgKmDhog/videos
Rachel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5aktY4TeMCLiuIYFrGHuAw
Adrianna - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdZKFafw1MFmLpKQkkRIDA/videos
Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86GIXoEItF3aZDGSwMGUdg/videos
Emma - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAWDjA61jM3qmp7ZS86GZw/videos
Claire - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46CsJsIQal-kcJeGfmZwSg
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Dec 24, 2018
Dec 24, 2018
3hr 11 min
This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas! That's right! The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!! Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Italian Person (starring Jillian The Italian Travel Agent)! All this, Sleeves and MUCH MUCH MORE on this year's Christmas Extravaganza With The La La La La!!!!!!!!
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Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018
2hr 45 min
This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!). Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!!
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