Mouse Rants

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do.

Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie

March 16th, 2019

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

February 12th, 2019

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....

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Episode 160: The Ripoff of the Ripoff

January 28th, 2019

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!

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Episode 159: Butt Caramel and other unpopular opinions

January 14th, 2019

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors as well as read from your favorite idiots over at the DisBoards.  All this and much more on the most in your face episode of Mouse Rants yet!

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Episode 158: Reality Bites

January 8th, 2019

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group!

Brittney https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVERCHcp6FBY_ugJe3M7LQw/videos

JoJo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkUZ2zbi-NvTM2fLKC8xeEA/videos

Tiffanee https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFgyN2Z1VDYNW9fU7_h8FLw/videos

Alexa (be careful if you have an Echo)  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClT8yqTPR2mr-sjRR-31vNA/videos

Stephen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKB2Kh-s3Ha1O0yZUlzn0A

Zane https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1Ml1mUtHOs3B4nqjWXUng/videos

Quynn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWZgpATEbEuU_X4Yn7CnZQ/videos

Jack - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL6buMBn0j8ZFD4SgKmDhog/videos

Rachel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5aktY4TeMCLiuIYFrGHuAw

Adrianna - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdZKFafw1MFmLpKQkkRIDA/videos

Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86GIXoEItF3aZDGSwMGUdg/videos

Emma - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVAWDjA61jM3qmp7ZS86GZw/videos

Claire  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC46CsJsIQal-kcJeGfmZwSg

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Episode 157: The Feast Of Seven Fishes With The La La La La

December 24th, 2018
MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!!

This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas!  That's right!  The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!!  Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Italian Person (starring Jillian The Italian Travel Agent)!  All this, Sleeves and MUCH MUCH MORE on this year's Christmas Extravaganza With The La La La La!!!!!!!!

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Episode 156 - The 2nd Annual Head-To-Head Showdown of the Century (featuring Jillian the Travel Agent & Sarah Smith)

December 18th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!).   Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!!

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Episode 155 - The Cheesy Poof Who Wrote (Or Stole) A Song

December 10th, 2018

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss.

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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 154: Characters Don’t Talk: Volume II

December 3rd, 2018
CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(part 3 of 3)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice), Jessica (Singing Voice) & Showkeeper (Singing Voice)
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash/Dash Parr
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
RJ Lucia, Jr. -  Bob Parr, Sad Security Guard
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Kristi Fredricks - Mackenzie/Rapunzel
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Jafar - Jafar 

Songs
 
Mouse Rants Recap....................................................Jerry Skids, Simone DeMilo, Facilier, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Maleficent, Rapunzel, 
                                                                                               Sparrow, Gaston, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kim, Marvin, Mary, Luke, Snow White, Jessica 
You'll Be Back In My Arms Someday.........................Facilier, Aurora
The Screen Door General Store..................................Facilier, Marvin, Maleficent, Snow White, Belle
Slap The Bitch.............................................................Gaston, Aladdin
I Need Blood................................................................Aladdin, Jasmine, Facilier, Aurora
Not One Of Us.............................................................Flynn, Adam, Belle, Charming, Jessica, Marius, Sparrow
Taste You....................................................................Esmerelda 
Back Then...................................................................Facilier, Luke, Gaston
I Know How You Feel.................................................Merch, Violet
Around The World......................................................Aurora
Descent To Madness...................................................Luke, Violet
I Want To See That Smile...........................................Aurora, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White
The Test Track............................................................Luke, Belle, Snow White, Jasmine, Aurora, Facilier, Maleficent, Sparrow, Eric
Worship Me.................................................................The Big Bad Boss, Maleficent
A Twist of Events.........................................................Snow White, Sparrow
Natural Born Murderer...............................................Jasmine, Aurora, Ensemble
The Mexican Standoff.................................................Belle, Jessica, Aurora, Maleficent, Jasmine, Marius, Showkeeper, Eric, Sparrow, 
                                                                                               The Big Bad Boss
Tarantino Flick............................................................Showkeeper, Violet
Why Did We Do This Again?.......................................Simone DeMilo, Jerry Skids, Jessica, Marius, Prince Adam, Rapunzel, Esmerelda, Merch, Ron, 
                                                                                                 Kim, Mulan, Bob Parr, Dash Parr, Flynn, Prince Charming, Showkeeper, Gary Hall, Prince 
                                                                                                 Eric, Violet, Luke, Sparrow, Snow White, Jasmine, Jafar, Mary, Marvin, Gaston, Belle, 
                                                                                                 Cinderella, Maleficent, Aladdin, The Big Bad Boss, Facilier, Aurora, Ensemble
Outtro..........................................................................Jerry Skids & Simone DeMilo

Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Alan Menken, Frank Wildhorn, Danny Elfman, Marc Shaiman, David Yazbek, Joseph "Kansas Joe" McCoy, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, Randy Newman, Duncan Sheik, Michael Friedman, Andrew Lippa, Elton John, Green Day, Serge Gainsbourg, Adam Young and The Lively Ones

Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 153: Characters Don’t Talk: Volume I

November 27th, 2018
CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(Part 2 of 3)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)
written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, 
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/Scarlett
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Steve Swanson - Luke
Josh Taylor - Flynn
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken Little
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Kate Smith - Kip
Seth Bisen-Hersh - Prince Adam
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow/Tom
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Lillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter 
Susie Queue - Snow White
Jafar - Jafar 
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - Aladdin
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Sarah Smith - Guest,Cast Member
Jillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, Lady
Scott Bee - French Host

Songs
 
Second Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, Ensemble
The Madness of Cinderella.........................................Cinderella
Now I've Tasted Blood................................................Facilier
Aurora Awakens!........................................................Aurora
True Love....................................................................Gaston, Belle
I Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................Belle
One Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon 
The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, Cinderella
The Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, Mulan
One Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet
Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Lyrics parodied by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

cdtphoto.jpg

- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!
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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

 

Episode 152: Character’s Don’t Talk: Origins

November 20th, 2018
CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS
(a Mouse Rants musical)
(part 1 of 3)
(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center)

written and edited by Jerry Skids
directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids

Cast

Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3
Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & Violet
Teresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)
Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner for Best Leading Actor)- Aladdin
Julie Schoenthal - Jasmine
Susie Queue - Snow White
Brian Witt - Jack Sparrow
Corinne Chandler - Belle
Erica DeJulio - Maleficent
Steve Swanson - Luke
Leigh Martha Klinger - Cinderella
Rori Nogee - Kim Possible
Gary Hall - Gary Hall
Rachel Guyette - Mary Nash
Zeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw
Jafar - Jafar 
Kristi Fredricks - Rapunzel 
Jillian Lassiter  - Pocahontas, Evan & Interview #4
Mark Christopher - Harry
Alexis Monetti - Merch
Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1
Adam Blistein - Guard #2
RJ Lucia, Jr. - Frat Guy #2 & Interview #2
David Caggiano - Shia LeBeouf 
Sarah Smith - Tourist

Songs
 
Whore..........................................................................Jasmine, Ensemble
I'll Beat The Shit Out of You.......................................Aladdin, Cinderella, Mulan, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Jasmine
I'm Luke......................................................................Luke
A Good Day For A Junkie...........................................Belle
I'm Luke (Reprise)......................................................Luke
The Prince...................................................................Maleficent, Facilier
The Ballad of Snow White..........................................Snow White, 80's Snow, 90's Snow
Trust Me......................................................................Snow White, Marvin
Trust Me (Reprise)......................................................Prince Eric, Rapunzel, Snow White, Jack Sparrow
I Want Song.................................................................Aurora, Ensemble
Die! Aurora!.................................................................Aladdin, Mulan, Ron Stopabble, Cinderella, Kim Possible, Aurora

Music by:  Stephen Sondheim, Matthew Wilder, Michael Friedman, Jeanine Tesori & Alan Menken
Lyrics reworked by: Jerry Skids

All celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

cdtphoto.jpg

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WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

 

Episode 151: The Worst of One..uh…Five…er…One Star Reviews - The Studios

October 28th, 2018

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth.  All this and more on this excruciatingly frustrating (for me) episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 150: Levar-Con

October 22nd, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever.

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Episode 149: Schtick It To The Man!

October 2nd, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is going to hell and Jerry and Simone are taking you with them..but first they reminisce on their Disney Day in NYC from film to Broadway on this week's schtickilicious episode of Mouse Rants.

(Also, Happy Birthday WDW, Magic Kingdom and Epcot Centre)

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Episode 148: A Musical Journey Through World Showcase: 8:30 - Close (times may vary)

September 19th, 2018

No show notes needed...enjoy!

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Episode 147: DID YOU SAY BOLOGNA?! - Mouse Rants’ 4th Anniversary Extravaganza

September 2nd, 2018

Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just completely burnt out. It's an all-out acting/improv fest on this week's 4th Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!

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Episode 146: Miyuki, Masaji & The Art of Amezaiku

August 16th, 2018

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Kakigōri and...okay it might as well be the freakin' Japan Pavilion.

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Episode 145: Misting Pretzels Are Soooo Goooooood! - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 2 (LIVE)

August 8th, 2018

As YouTube month concludes, Jerry & Simone went LIVE again on August 2nd (yeah it was supposed to be July 31st, but whatever) for part 2 of their vlog review segment, where they give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the second time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 144: Kermit’s Last Date - The Vlog Review Episode Jerry & Simone Did - Part 1 (LIVE)

August 2nd, 2018

As YouTube month continues, (this was supposed to be released last week, but fuck it) Jerry & Simone went LIVE on Sunday, July 22nd to give a fair assessment of a plethora of popular Disney vlogs.  Join in the fun as Simone randomly draws vlogs from a hat and they both watch the randomized show for the first time.  Will they like it?  Will it be just awful?  Find out on tonight's live episode of Mouse Rants.

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Episode 143: You Can’t Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins

July 16th, 2018

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!

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