An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Jan 31, 2023
Jan 31, 2023
1hr 34 min
This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic. Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical. Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Show Spectacular. And don't forget about the horrifying mediocrity that are the two new fireworks shows. Listen in as Jerry relives both Enchantment and Harmonious, remembering every single reason why the parks are becoming completely devoid of emotion. But before that, a short story about one of the rudest Cast Members he has come across in a while. All this and more in this week's most erratic episode of Mouse Rants!
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Jan 10, 2023
Jan 10, 2023
1hr 27 min
In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today. Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit. All that and...nope that's about it...All that on today's Mouse Rants Programme.
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Jan 3, 2023
Jan 3, 2023
1hr 45 min
Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes! Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint. Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years. Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help reboot the series as we start from where we left off in this bonechillingly belated episode of Mouse Rants!!!
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Dec 22, 2020
Dec 22, 2020
2hr 54 min
This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa). And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction. So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and not well) and what needs to change to avoid that stale, un-caring, chicken nuggets and fries from remaining a staple in WDW cuisine.
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Nov 25, 2020
Nov 25, 2020
2hr 14 min
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World. Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1. So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go!
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Nov 14, 2020
Nov 14, 2020
1hr 17 min
Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes! After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery. Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match of LIFE in this most CROCODILE DENTISTY episode of Mouse Rants!
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Jul 20, 2020
Jul 20, 2020
1hr 51 min
This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars. Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money). Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face, and many more huge celebrities star in this 1991 stage show, so check it out!!!
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Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020
2hr 16 min
This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with Chicken Nugget and crew? Join us in this companion piece and figure out for yourself just what exactly you've been listening to on a daily basis (read the title for the answer)
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Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020
1hr 7 min
In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free music.
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Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020
3hr 16 min
This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis. With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we go through as many pointless topics as possible just to realize why that just isn't us. So pull up a chair as we invite every Degenerate, Degenerette and Mini-Degenerate to enjoy the Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast.
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May 7, 2020
May 7, 2020
1hr 33 min
This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers. As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse? Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection.
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Apr 23, 2020
Apr 23, 2020
2hr 51 min
This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia. But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before someone else steals our idea, come find out who will be crowned the winner, in this most competitive episode of Mouse Rants.
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Apr 13, 2020
Apr 13, 2020
2hr 7 min
This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone). You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation to Disney, an Anniversary or anything actually special in this...special. But before all that, yet ANOTHER music video has dropped from the World's Worst Disney Rapper and this time it's his JOB to be as bland as possible. So cozy up next to us and grab a calculator on this week's most shopperific episode of Mouse Rants!
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Apr 2, 2020
Apr 2, 2020
1hr 53 min
It's that time again! Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!! That's right! Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is killing 10s of thousands of people! They COULD just leave the cringe to the professionals, but instead, let's see how they fare! You ready?!
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Mar 23, 2020
Mar 23, 2020
2hr 27 min
This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot. It's the sequel you have all been waiting for! Plus, a douchey encounter with a vlogger we all know well and Disney security. All this and more on today's most applause-laden episode of Mouse Rants.
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Mar 10, 2020
Mar 10, 2020
2hr 16 min
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make. Come join in and laugh at these outrageously dumb shows with us...but not before we comment on the new Spokesy video....YUP!!! Another one! All this and more on this week's most sex positive episode of Mouse Rants!
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Feb 11, 2020
Feb 11, 2020
2hr 21 min
This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magical Place on Earth. All this and more on this rere-stupidhead-episode of Mouse Rants.
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Feb 5, 2020
Feb 5, 2020
3hr 14 min
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War! That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them! Also, we get lost in a 1994 loop for a bit, but is that really a bad thing? Find out on this week's most independently released episode of Mouse Rants.
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Jan 28, 2020
Jan 28, 2020
2hr 36 min
We're back ya lousy Degenerates! After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation. And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today. Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants.
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Nov 5, 2019
Nov 5, 2019
3hr 31 min
This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip. This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week. Take a trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways. All of that and more in Part 2 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.
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