
An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes

Tuesday Feb 24, 2015
Episode 19: Have A Bad Time And Die
Tuesday Feb 24, 2015
Tuesday Feb 24, 2015
This week, after a night of sake and singing at Kimonos, Jerry & Simone go over the first half of their Walt Disney World trip, discussing:
- Why Southwest Airlines sucks
- The difference between racism and thinking other cultures can be obnoxious when they visit
- 7 Dwarves Mine Train
- The new Peter Pan queue
- Cast Members who SHOULD be able to act!!!!
- Badly trained Cast Members
- Badly trained parents
- Construction everywhere
- Assholes at Wishes
- The smell of the Electric Umbrella
- Restaurant Marrakesh
- The Frozen Sing-a-Long
- and much much more!!!!
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Tuesday Feb 17, 2015
Episode 18: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 2
Tuesday Feb 17, 2015
Tuesday Feb 17, 2015
In this episode, recorded live, Jerry & Simone continue their trip as they encounter a timeshare salesman (for DVC) in World Showcase, take a rant-filled walk through Downtown Disney, give live commentary on a few attractions, dodge cheerleaders and Brazilian tour groups left and right, take you on a Lou Mongello-style tour of the Mexico Pavilion, flip out at a bunch of assholes during IllumiNations on the slowest day in the history of Epcot, and much much more!!! Also, Strong Bad takes you around Fantasyland and Tomorrowland for no real reason whatsoever...
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Sunday Feb 08, 2015
Episode 17: Live From Walt Disney World - Part 1
Sunday Feb 08, 2015
Sunday Feb 08, 2015
In this episode, Jerry & Simone take it to the parks LIVE as they interview Norwegians about the upcoming changes happening in Norway, watch and comment on the terrible Lumberjack show in Canada, get bombarded by Brazilians and much much more!!!
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Tuesday Jan 20, 2015
Episode 16: Awful DisBoard & Disney FaceBook Posts
Tuesday Jan 20, 2015
Tuesday Jan 20, 2015
Simone is out again, and it wouldn't be a Jerry Skids solo show without trashing the DisBoards! Come take a journey with Skids as we:
- celebrate the hat's half demise
- go through yet another Starbucks rant as the Trolley Car Cafe is erected
- lament about how many opportunities for good food have been missed at the parks
- try and figure out why any guy would stay with Naya Rivera after her recently revealed secret
- discuss the WDW Arcade Crash of 2015
- ponder the World Showcase Expansion and get ready for what looks to really be Arendelle
- lambaste awful Disney Facebook posts
- and of course, destroy horrendous DisBoard posts
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Monday Jan 12, 2015
Episode 15: Camp Minnie-Mickey Sendoff!!! (One Year Later)
Monday Jan 12, 2015
Monday Jan 12, 2015
On today's episode, Jerry and Simone give a proper send off to the land that Avatarland will be replacing, Camp Minnie-Mickey...one year after it closed. Through commentaries, memories and discussions, they realize just how NOT missed that land will be. Also on the bill, getting drunk at Starbucks and a bit of random gossip!
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Thursday Jan 01, 2015
Episode 14: 2014, A Year In Review
Thursday Jan 01, 2015
Thursday Jan 01, 2015
Jerry and Simone are all over the place today as they celebrate the New Year by going over a bunch of stuff that happened within the Disney company in 2014. From movies released to the massive closings & firings in the parks, from injuries to soundtracks, they ring in 2015 the only way they know how...by over-analyzing everything! Be aware that J & S go off topic moreso than usual. There are way too many topics to list, but instead of a breakdown, we give you this:
Best of 2014 - Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
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Thursday Dec 25, 2014
Episode 13: CHRISTMAS EPISODE La La La La
Thursday Dec 25, 2014
Thursday Dec 25, 2014
Jerry & Simone wish you a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS as they complain about more Christmas songs (mostly Disney related) and then run down their favorite Christmas memories including: Drinking (and eating) around the World: Holiday Style, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and more!!!! Also, they debut their new segment called: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!
- We discuss Sleeves and his Christmas La La Song
- Even more terrible Christmas songs
- Live Nudity
- We try out our Radio Voices
- Commentary and Analysis on the Disney Princess Christmas Album
- Disney Royals
- Scatman Crothers
- Remembering Christmas in Disney World 2013
- Eating & Drinking Around Holidays Around The World
- Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party
- Resorts Around The Holidays
- SEGMENT: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!
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Tuesday Dec 16, 2014
Episode 12: Food Trucks, Star Wars and Brenda Lee's Pie
Tuesday Dec 16, 2014
Tuesday Dec 16, 2014
This week, feeling the holiday season approaching, Jerry and Simone get down and dirty, discussing the ins and outs of a couple of Christmas songs, comment on Bob Iger spilling the beans to Variety, and discuss the food trucks at Disney Springs.
- Christmas Music At Work
- Jerry & Simone discuss what kind of pie Brenda Lee really wants
- We break down our least favorite Christmas song and explain why we hate it so much
- Star Wars "Announcement" and Iger beating down Star Wars fans & Online Trading Cards
- Avatarland Update, Riding inside a Banshee
- Gerard Depardieu is NOT Jean Reno
- Food Trucks Baby!!!!!!!!! FOOD TRUCKS!!!!!
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Tuesday Dec 09, 2014
Episode 11: 10 Years of Absolute Pain
Tuesday Dec 09, 2014
Tuesday Dec 09, 2014
Jerry & Simone complain about their upcoming trip, then break away from park talk and complain about all the terrible animated films Disney decided to offer us between 2000 and 2009. From ugly CGI abominations to the Sherman Brothers at their worst, take a ride in Time Machine 2 and let's go not -so-far back to the most heinous decade in Disney history.
Topics:
- Nat Geo Water & Aidsnado
- Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens: The Trailer
- Pool Renovation At The Yacht & Beach
- Trattoria al Forno (as read from Disney Food Blog and Disney's website)
- Why Tarzan ruined Disney movies for the next decade
- The Tigger Movie, Dinosaur. The Emperor's New Groove, Recess: School's Out, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Return To Never Land, Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Jungle Book 2, Piglet's Big Movie, Brother Bear, Teacher's Pet, Home on the Range, Pooh's Heffalump Movie, Chicken Little, The Wild, Meet The Robinsons, Enchanted
- We ignore Bolt and Princess & The Frog....for NOW....
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Tuesday Nov 25, 2014
Episode 10: It's Better Than Avatarland
Tuesday Nov 25, 2014
Tuesday Nov 25, 2014
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Jerry & Simone finally return with a double episode you can really be thankful for! So while you are stuck in traffic and before you put on Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant for the 15th time today in preparation of stuffing your face with all kinds of shit, put on the podcast and RELAX!!! Today we discuss the 10,000 expansions in the news, we read a whole bunch of Hate Mail and DisBoard Posts, and we make fun of the lying little bitches in the Save Off Kilter campaign. Finally, we are thankful for our imaginations not being overtaken by disgusting corporate greed as we ponder what lands would could think of that would be better than the debacle that is Avatarland!
- Goodbye Hat
- Goobye Jack Sparrow's Shit Show
- Narnia Was A Thing?
- The MGM Expansion
- *BREAKING NEWS: Turner Classic Movies Sponsors GMR*
- The Africa Expansion
- The Force Awakens this Friday
- We answer some Hate Mail (You all find out why Leo Gill is a piece of shit)
- Jerry bitches about the DisBoards again with specific examples
- Save Off Kilter is an organization filled with complete liars
- Our ideas for lands, areas and even possible 5th gates that would be 3 trillion times better than Avatarland!

Friday Oct 31, 2014
Episode 9: The Destruction of Future World
Friday Oct 31, 2014
Friday Oct 31, 2014
Happy Halloween my ghoulish followers! Today you're in for a super spooktacular treat!! A GLORIOUS 3 hour episode!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Today, Jerry and Simone discuss how ghoulishly horrible Future World is slowly becoming and
- What attractions would be scariest if the Animatronics came to life
- What happened to EPCOT Center??
- Spaceship Earth or Why Dame Judy Dench Hates Us So Much
- Earth Station v. Project Tomorrow
- Communicore v. Innoventions
- The Land (From Nutrition to Hang Gliding in a State No One Cares About)
- From The Living Seas to The Dead Seas
- No Imagination In Imagination
- The Tragedy That Is The Magic Eye Theatre
- The Wonders of Life - Rubbing a Truly Destroyed Pavilion In Our Faces Every Day
- Universe of Energy - a Salvageable Mess
- World of Motion
- Horizons: Replaced With a Known Murderer
- How can we save Future World from it's Ultimate Destruction?
- Horrific Endings to Beloved Walt Disney World Attractions
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Tuesday Oct 21, 2014
Episode 8: Hate Mail & Tomorrowland
Tuesday Oct 21, 2014
Tuesday Oct 21, 2014
Jerry reads and answers the latest hate mail then plays audio from the Tomorrowland panel at ComicCon.
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Tuesday Oct 14, 2014
Episode 7: Erin, Luke, Stacey and Dave Take Over The World
Tuesday Oct 14, 2014
Tuesday Oct 14, 2014
This week, after a quick Comic Con recap, Jerry & Simone continue their look back at 2005 with commentary on The Happiest Celebration on Earth Travel Planning DVD.
Follow along with the clip below. Please hit the play button as Jerry yells PLAY! to follow along properly! Enjoy!!!!
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Tuesday Oct 07, 2014
Episode 6: The Saddest Celebration on Earth
Tuesday Oct 07, 2014
Tuesday Oct 07, 2014
No Simone today, but Jerry rides the Maelstrom in Norway one last time (with Commentary!) and discusses how the Happiest Celebration on Earth was the beginning of the end ...Plus, Cinderellabration with Commentary!!!!
Show Notes:
- Simone is out today
- Jerry reads some comments on the Mouse Rants YouTube page
- Disbashing the homophobic Disers on the Disboards
- Princess Rap Battle (Snow White vs. Elsa)
- A Virtual Last Ride on the Maelstrom with Jerry Skids
- Why the Happiest Celebration on Earth started the decline of each park's individuality
- Jerry goes through how the parks in WDW were changed by additions & subtractions in 2005
- Try to keep your sanity as you listen to and/or watch Cinderellabration along with Jerry.
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Tuesday Sep 30, 2014
Episode 5: The Rules Are Not For Me!
Tuesday Sep 30, 2014
Tuesday Sep 30, 2014
This week Jerry & Simone get to the meat of the REAL problems in Walt Disney World...the guests! From line jumpers to people with entitlement issues, the Ranters tear these rude & discourteous rulebreakers a new one as they discuss:
- The Beach Boys
- The 3-Boobed Hoax
- The Raping of MGM Studios....Can We Get a Name Change???
- Guests Are Assholes
- Line-Jumpers.
- "It's OK"
- Your Kids Are NOT More Important Than US
- Strollers & ECVs
- Put Your iPads away!!
- Flash Photography
- Get Down!!!!!
- The Wave (not the restaurant)
- Dry Your Eyes, It's Just A Game
- Control Your Children
- Get On The Bus!!
- Handle Your Alcohol
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Tuesday Sep 23, 2014
Episode 4: Diarrhea-ing Down Sunset Boulevard (Part 2)
Tuesday Sep 23, 2014
Tuesday Sep 23, 2014
On this week's Mouse Rants, Jerry & Simone continue tearing apart the counter service selections in The Studios and lament the loss of the Maelstrom. Also, Disney At New York Comic Con!!
- Street Cred
- Jerry & Simone's Review of some overly religious & pretentious play
- Jerry Reads Some Positive Hate Mail For A Change
- Tomorrowland and Big Hero 6 Coming To NYCC
- Even more destruction of World Showcase: Jerry was right
- Pizza Power
- Diarrhea-ing around the rest of the Studios
- We discuss how we can rectify the counter service tragedy in MGM
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Tuesday Sep 16, 2014
Episode 3: Vomiting Down Hollywood Boulevard (Part 1)
Tuesday Sep 16, 2014
Tuesday Sep 16, 2014
On this week's Mouse Rants we tear apart the counter service selections in The Studios and watch as Starbucks opens next to yet another mom and pop store (Starring Rolls) to obviously put them out of business..
- Resorts that remind us of our apartments
- Non-handicapped ECV users on the Disney buses
- We cannot control Segways
- Don Nazi
- Cawfee Tawk
- Starbucks in Walt Disney World
- Royal Anandapur Tea Companies extinct cookies
- Jerry reads a hate mail and screams at a bitch
- Food & Snacks around the Studios - from Hollywood Boulevard to Streets of America
Check out the Canadian PSA we discussed.... here
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Tuesday Sep 09, 2014
Episode 2: Why, Magic Plus?!?!?!
Tuesday Sep 09, 2014
Tuesday Sep 09, 2014
On this week's episode, Jerry & Simone rant about the absolute disappointment of My Magic Plus as a whole. Here's the ol' breakdown:
- Naked Celebrities without discussing Vanessa Hudgens
- Who would win in a fight between all the live performers in World Showcase (circa 2005)
- Magic Bands and the Digital Age
- Losing all our Band-Its
- The impossibility of positioning your Magic Bands
- My Disney Experience
- ADRs for Length of Stay
- James Baskett should have been mentioned by Halle Berry!
- Resort Specific Merchandise is disappearing
- The slowest loading screen ever
- Chrissa, Chrissy, whatever...
- MDE Help: The only CMs Jerry hates on a regular basis
- Why Fastpass Plus can NEVER work
- The decline of Guest Service due to the introduction of Fastpass Plus
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Tuesday Sep 02, 2014
Episode 1: The Destruction of World Showcase
Tuesday Sep 02, 2014
Tuesday Sep 02, 2014
This Episode we are discussing the slow deterioration of our favorite place in Walt Disney World, World Showcase.
- The horrendous Villains Unleashed hard ticket event
- Miyuki
- Parents Teaching Entitlement
- Epcot Vybe
- Norway's descension into of Arrendalle
- The Trolls of Frozen
- Kim Possible's World Showcase Adventure
- Saying Goodbye to Off Kilter, the World Showcase Players, Mo' Rockin', Ths Spirit of America Fife & Drum Corps., and hello to all the new crap.
- Simone breaks down what she believes the members of Off Kilter are like off stage
- The Canadian Holiday Voyageurs

Saturday Aug 30, 2014
Episode 0: Do Not Be Offended
Saturday Aug 30, 2014
Saturday Aug 30, 2014
This Episode residing in limbo between -1 and 1 is an intro to what you should expect from our podcast.
Show Notes:
- Simone missed the first show
- Mouse Rants will contain explicit content, so be aware of that and don't say we didn't warn you
- To contact us for any questions, comments or concerns, click on Hate Mail and fill out the form
- Mouse Rants will be a very interactive show involving listeners' participation
