An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Tuesday Nov 08, 2016
Tuesday Nov 08, 2016
This week, Jerry goes solo as he takes on one of the most worthless shows in the Disney podcasting world, The TTA Travelers. Come tear this piece of trash up with him in another fun Radio War!!! Also, our new group and baked potatoes on this week's Mouse Rants!!
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Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
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Monday Oct 24, 2016
Monday Oct 24, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back their buddy Kate Smith to talk about why Pleasure Island was a MUCH better establishment than Disney Springs. Find out just what is wrong about this new Hipster Shittown Shopping Center and what was SOOOO GOOOODD about the Downtown Disney of our past.
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Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Come celebrate Epcot by taking a trip through time with Jerry & Simone through all 4 versions of Spaceship Earth. Then conclude the day with commentary on Epcot's Opening Celebration in 1982. Why should I talk it up when that already sounds amazing on its own?!?!
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Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone talk to author, Geoffrey Golden, about his new book, Dream It! Screw It!, a humorous account of Dipp Disney, Walt's drunk retarded cousin, and the WORST imagineer to ever set food in Disney HQ. Join us as we discuss some of Dipp's rejected ideas and just shoot the shit about WDW. Then let us finish you off with some review news and an interesting twist on an old Radio War recipient. And then we also make fun of some of the live action Disney films and eventually run out of steam. All this and more on this week's long awaited episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone continue the adventures of Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey in the bonus features of their favorite travel planning DVD ever, the Walt Disney World Travel Planning Video 2005/2006. But first let's tie up some loose ends. First they go into Disney's decision of removing the Moana costume Jerry discussed last week, leading to a discussion of race and sensitivity. Next they talk the new piece of crap podcast put together by the Man of A Million Episode 1's....and then the decline of their once inspirational and beloved show and one huge douchebag move they made that has driven Jerry & Simone over the edge. Check out this strange mix of positivity/negativity on the next Mouse Rants!
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Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it. He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture. Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily. Then please fuck right off. Thank you!!!
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Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Well, it's come to this. On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up airing....as well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drinking Around The World! But to do that we need the right people:
- Cynical ex-CM and podcaster, Skipper Chris of the WDW Navigators
- Author and Evil Incarnate Herself, Kristi Fredericks of Behind The Magic
- Friend of the Show, who couldn't wait for the chance to tear us apart: Derek Drum
- Super Degenerate, Friend of the Show and all around malicious motherfucker: Danny Gribbin
- And two very special guests!!
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Follow Along With The 2005 Drinking Around the World video
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity! We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs.
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Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars. But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mouse Rants episode you've ever kriffing heard!
Links About Everything We Talked About:
- 2 Men and the Mouse
- Mousellaneous DIScussions
- Kate's Cooking Channel
- Everything Great About Batman V Superman
- The Pixar Theory
- The New Altered Rock N Rollercoaster Preshow
- Laughing Place Tweet
- Dolphins In Depth Tour
- Guardians of the Galaxy Coaster Rumor
- 2005 Walt Disney World Vacation Video
- Jerry's "Machete Order" Blog Post
- Kevin Kessler's Novel: "Rosinanti"
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Tuesday Aug 16, 2016
Tuesday Aug 16, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to finish off their discussion of music in the parks. First they destroy the hopes and dreams of moronic people on Facebook and Disboards. And believe me, these posts are some of the stupidest we've ever seen!!! Then we discuss music in the World Showcase, I'm-A-Fuckin'-Mess Studios and Animal Kingdom dissecting the area loops and physical songs to figure out what's classic and what's just pure garbage. figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea... Don't miss the insanity!!! (And if you missed Part 1, shame on you simpletons)
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Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!! (you'll get that after the episode) Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips", and just plain stupidity. They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeover and how the general public will or will not be affected. Come for the news, stay for the review...either way, enjoy this week's psychotic episode of Mouse Rants!
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Tuesday Jul 19, 2016
Tuesday Jul 19, 2016
This week, Jerry goes at it sans Simone as he rips apart the extremely poorly planned out dating site that is Mouse Mingle! But first he gets into the atrocity that is Pokemon Go, the Mini NES, the Cast Member who thought it was okay to post backstage photos on Twitter and some more Tweets from our old friend. Then it's finally time for the main event. Laugh along with your Degenerate Leader as he takes you through the very uncomfortable Disney Dating site: exploring profiles, calling out liars and doing exactly what they are doing....generalizing!
Next week: Listen in as we "review" one of the worst books on Disney we have ever read. C U Next Tuesday!
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Tuesday Jul 12, 2016
Tuesday Jul 12, 2016
Just when you thought it was over...it PULLS you back in with intense anger... That's right. This week, Jerry & Simone bring back one of the most popular bits they've done. The two Degenerate leaders go head to head in a game they never wanted to do again. That's right, it's the Radio Disney Top 30 Game! Come play along and cringe with delight as they go from song to song trying to figure out what they could possibly be about! This is a tournament you will NOT want to miss!
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Tuesday Jul 05, 2016
Tuesday Jul 05, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by our food-loving friends Kate Smith & MegVeg from MousePort Podcast to discuss the best and worst meals & snacks we have ever tasted in Walt Disney World. Take a trip with us down "commissionary lane" (SwooZie is a liar) and see how many double-entendres are dropped on this week's foodfilled Mouse Rants!!!!
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Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
Tuesday Jun 28, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring on Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to discuss one of their favorite topics...music in the parks. From area loops to songs long forgotten, your three guides take you around Magic Kingdom and Future World to figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea...But not before peeling apart and dissecting one of the world's worst blogs about Disney!! Don't miss the insanity!!! (And come back whenever we decide to do Part 2)
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Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
Tuesday Jun 21, 2016
On this week's sexually charged episode, Jerry & Simone interview ex-cast members, Chris, Doug and Rachel to find out what REALLY goes on behind the scenes at WDW. Hear some of the hottest sex stories from people who lived in, what some may call, the Horniest Place on Earth. And believe me folks...the 18+ explicit rating is a DEFINITE on this one, because the amount of filth we get into is epic. But first, delve into the world of Disney's version of sex as your hosts watch The Story of Menstruation and Epcot's very own The Making of Me to find out if Disney really does water down their educational sex films. Laugh along to this hysterically sexy commentary by the two, the only, Jerry Skids and Simone DeMilo..and who knows...they may even share a few individual WDW sex stories of their own!!!! Spoiler: They will.
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Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
Tuesday Jun 07, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone have a ball taking in old school nostalgic promos, bumpers, specials, advertisements, and more! Watch along with the video below as they comment on how phenomenal, yet strange The Disney Channel used to be. From screaming jokers to false information to failed products to to goats doing...questionable things, you will defecate yourselves in laughter as your Masters of Ceremonies take you on a journey to your past...well...their past at least!!
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FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY"
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Tuesday May 24, 2016
Tuesday May 24, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the various ways WDW is ripping the fans off, including: being charged for things that were once free, being charged for things we don't want and never asked for, hard ticket events within other hard ticket events, pricing out the lower and middle class, preferred everything and much much more. Also, check out Jerry & Simone's take on the sexiest hard ticket event in Disney history, Disney After Dark.
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Tuesday May 17, 2016
Tuesday May 17, 2016
Jerry & Simone are back with a vengeance in their return to Radio Wars!!! This time it's a doozy, as they listen to the very first episode of the brand spankin' new podcast, DisExplorers. Yes, that's right. From the same mastermind that brought you a dozen other failed podcasts, we bring you this whole new breed of awful! (If you don't know who I'm talking about, listen to Episode 25 or Episode 46). So come join your Degenerate Leaders as they lambaste some more DisBoard & Facebook group posts and prove that our rival STILL does NOT have what it takes to start a podcast in our glorious three hour double episode!!!
(See, hate mailers? No need to worry. We made up for our absence last week!!)
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