An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Monday Jan 16, 2017
Monday Jan 16, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone bring on special guest, RJ from the DisExplorers to talk about the decline of the World of Motion pavilion in hopes to come to a conclusion as to what happened to turn such an interesting and thoughtful attraction into the biggest waste of space and resources on property (now that LMA is gone, of course). So join us as we continue our Future World commentary series on this week's show.
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Monday Jan 09, 2017
Monday Jan 09, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone meander through the rest of the SwooZie's lies as they call him out and debunk pretty much every moronic, impossible and frivolous thing he says. This time, we meet a douchier and cockier SwooZie bend on selling his lies to the masses for nothing but fucking hits on his YouTube. But BEFORE that, we discuss our recent trip to Salem, MA, the deadline for registration for Rum Springer, and a whiny elitest cunt who couldn't get her way (And no, it's not Mackenzie Marie). All this and more on the most revealing episode of Mouse Rants ever...not really...just wanted to add suspense... Enjoy.
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Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Jerry and Simone celebrate yet another Christmas...well, post-Christmas...with one of the most funfilled, uplifting topics yet. SUICIDE!!!! Come hang out with us as we go over some of the fictional and non-fictional people who offed themselves in the Disney Universe, after we have a lengthy discussion about the AWFUL Tree Trail at Disney Springs and finish our final Storytime segment. All of that and more on the last Mouse Rants episode of 2016. You won't wanna miss it!!!
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Thursday Dec 22, 2016
Thursday Dec 22, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween, as they introduce their new trip planning venture. First, it's a look into budgeting for your WDW vacation and a little lesson on how to save money without borrowing it from unsuspecting women without any intention of ever paying them back...then they talk about what REALLY goes into renting DVC points and what that whole process is like. But not before ranting and raving about...fuck, who even remembers, just start the damn show already!!!!
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Monday Dec 12, 2016
Monday Dec 12, 2016
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Tuesday Dec 06, 2016
Tuesday Dec 06, 2016
Jerry & Simone take you Degenerates through all of WDW's celebrations and promotions from the Tencennial Celebration to #ShowYourDisneySide. What was a good idea and what was just fucking awful??? Find out tonight!! Also a new dinner menu over at ABC Commissary on tonight's Surprise Celebration Spectacular of Mouse Rants!!!
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Tuesday Nov 29, 2016
Tuesday Nov 29, 2016
Simone is out this week, so Jerry brings on Mouse Rants sponsor Jillian to listen to a bunch of awful Disney YouTube vloggers and hate life for a few hours. Here's the catch, she brought some of her own...and they are even worse!!! God help us all.... Join us as we descend into the depths of atrociousness...no amount of alcohol will be able to save us from this episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Nov 15, 2016
Tuesday Nov 15, 2016
Jerry and Simone take on the antithesis (aka Pixie Duster version) of the Dark Side of Disney Documentary as they begrudgingly watch The Dreamfinders: A Documentary on Finding and Living the Disney Dream and comment on its incredible worthlessness - while trying to figure out where the 11 grand went to when we could have filmed the exact same project for just the cost of park entrance. Watch along below and booooooo along with your MouseRantskeleaders!
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Tuesday Nov 08, 2016
Tuesday Nov 08, 2016
This week, Jerry goes solo as he takes on one of the most worthless shows in the Disney podcasting world, The TTA Travelers. Come tear this piece of trash up with him in another fun Radio War!!! Also, our new group and baked potatoes on this week's Mouse Rants!!
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Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
Tuesday Nov 01, 2016
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY: Today we play Get To Know Our New Sponsor, as Jillian (the ONLY Degenerate travel agent) joins Jerry & Simone today in the big Mouse Rants event announcement. Once business is over and done with, it's time for another edition of DisBoard/Facebook Group rants!!
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Monday Oct 24, 2016
Monday Oct 24, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back their buddy Kate Smith to talk about why Pleasure Island was a MUCH better establishment than Disney Springs. Find out just what is wrong about this new Hipster Shittown Shopping Center and what was SOOOO GOOOODD about the Downtown Disney of our past.
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Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Tuesday Oct 18, 2016
Come celebrate Epcot by taking a trip through time with Jerry & Simone through all 4 versions of Spaceship Earth. Then conclude the day with commentary on Epcot's Opening Celebration in 1982. Why should I talk it up when that already sounds amazing on its own?!?!
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Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
Tuesday Oct 11, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone talk to author, Geoffrey Golden, about his new book, Dream It! Screw It!, a humorous account of Dipp Disney, Walt's drunk retarded cousin, and the WORST imagineer to ever set food in Disney HQ. Join us as we discuss some of Dipp's rejected ideas and just shoot the shit about WDW. Then let us finish you off with some review news and an interesting twist on an old Radio War recipient. And then we also make fun of some of the live action Disney films and eventually run out of steam. All this and more on this week's long awaited episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
Tuesday Sep 27, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone continue the adventures of Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey in the bonus features of their favorite travel planning DVD ever, the Walt Disney World Travel Planning Video 2005/2006. But first let's tie up some loose ends. First they go into Disney's decision of removing the Moana costume Jerry discussed last week, leading to a discussion of race and sensitivity. Next they talk the new piece of crap podcast put together by the Man of A Million Episode 1's....and then the decline of their once inspirational and beloved show and one huge douchebag move they made that has driven Jerry & Simone over the edge. Check out this strange mix of positivity/negativity on the next Mouse Rants!
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Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Tuesday Sep 20, 2016
Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it. He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture. Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily. Then please fuck right off. Thank you!!!
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Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Tuesday Sep 13, 2016
Well, it's come to this. On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up airing....as well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drinking Around The World! But to do that we need the right people:
- Cynical ex-CM and podcaster, Skipper Chris of the WDW Navigators
- Author and Evil Incarnate Herself, Kristi Fredericks of Behind The Magic
- Friend of the Show, who couldn't wait for the chance to tear us apart: Derek Drum
- Super Degenerate, Friend of the Show and all around malicious motherfucker: Danny Gribbin
- And two very special guests!!
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Follow Along With The 2005 Drinking Around the World video
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
Tuesday Sep 06, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity! We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs.
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Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
Tuesday Aug 30, 2016
This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars. But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mouse Rants episode you've ever kriffing heard!
Links About Everything We Talked About:
- 2 Men and the Mouse
- Mousellaneous DIScussions
- Kate's Cooking Channel
- Everything Great About Batman V Superman
- The Pixar Theory
- The New Altered Rock N Rollercoaster Preshow
- Laughing Place Tweet
- Dolphins In Depth Tour
- Guardians of the Galaxy Coaster Rumor
- 2005 Walt Disney World Vacation Video
- Jerry's "Machete Order" Blog Post
- Kevin Kessler's Novel: "Rosinanti"
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Tuesday Aug 16, 2016
Tuesday Aug 16, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone bring back Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to finish off their discussion of music in the parks. First they destroy the hopes and dreams of moronic people on Facebook and Disboards. And believe me, these posts are some of the stupidest we've ever seen!!! Then we discuss music in the World Showcase, I'm-A-Fuckin'-Mess Studios and Animal Kingdom dissecting the area loops and physical songs to figure out what's classic and what's just pure garbage. figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea... Don't miss the insanity!!! (And if you missed Part 1, shame on you simpletons)
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Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
Wednesday Jul 27, 2016
This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!! (you'll get that after the episode) Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips", and just plain stupidity. They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeover and how the general public will or will not be affected. Come for the news, stay for the review...either way, enjoy this week's psychotic episode of Mouse Rants!
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