An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Monday Aug 28, 2017
Monday Aug 28, 2017
This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip. Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness. But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?! Find out on an all-new Mouse Rants.
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Sunday Aug 13, 2017
Sunday Aug 13, 2017
This week, on this very special Sunday released episode, Jerry & Simone run the commentary train on the uncomfortably awful 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), Stuck in the Suburbs. Come find out why this completely random assortment of vignettes and montages are related to tonight's tragic closing of The Great Movie Ride as we follow the tale of two brand new friends who oddly feel comfortable enough to trust each other after 2 minutes of knowing one another....also a horribly ugly pop star, a condemned house, an annoying as fuck brother who can't act and the worst friends imaginable. All this and more on this week's special edition of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Jul 24, 2017
Monday Jul 24, 2017
This week, Jerry is joined by the men of the Dis Explorer's, Milford and RJ to discuss the "hot button" topic of why people think complaining about something they love is such a terrible thing. We all go deep into the psyche of a pixie duster and find out exactly what makes them tick. But also there's games and laughter and fun and....did we actually do a show? Find out on this week's Mouse Rants!
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Monday Jul 17, 2017
Monday Jul 17, 2017
This week, Jerry hijacks the D23 Disney Parks and Resorts feed from the douchebag who couldn't come up with original ideas for his meetup and plays it live for the Mouse Rants group. Join DGribbs, Lea, Jillian and Kate (as well as others) as we watch together in horror as they announce the 2nd to last nail in the coffin for MGM Studios, have terrible live performances by terrible live performers and try to manipulate the audience with green balloons (seriously, screw you for that obvious tactic...only an empty-headed idiot would fall for those shenanigans). It's no holds barred Degenerate fun on this week's Mouse Rants!
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Monday Jul 10, 2017
Monday Jul 10, 2017
Well, Jerry's alone again this week...so he spins the Wheel of Wars to see what it lands on.... Thisss weeeeeeeeekk it's AWFUL VLOGGERS (mostly the ones who sing)! On this go 'round, Jerry tries to stomach a new know-it-all, Rob Plays, and his douchebag theory on why IPs SHOULD take over Epcot. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? It's so awful, he has to wash it down with the rap/song stylings of the unfathomable Thingamavlogs and the return of the inconceivably pathetic, Spokesmayne. All this and more on this uncomfortably, cringeworthy episode of Mouse Rants.
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Wednesday Jul 05, 2017
Wednesday Jul 05, 2017
This week, on Episode 108, Jerry and Simone discuss their favorite show ever, Lost. Spoilers abound in this mix of greatest hits, analysis, character study and just general talk. For all you dumbasses who want answers to your so-called "unanswered questions"?! Just ask Jerry as he describes how NOT convoluted and confusing Lost actually is. Also, they talk about some rumored changes to Epcot...but freakin' Lost people. LOSSST!!! LOOOOSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!! Nothing more to say.
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Tuesday Jun 27, 2017
Tuesday Jun 27, 2017
In this pre-cursor to Episode 108, Jerry chokes on Josh Spiegel's awful and unfortunate article on fan theories and discusses why some people think movies and tv shows are convoluted and confusing.
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Monday Jun 12, 2017
Monday Jun 12, 2017
Simone has still not yet returned, but this week, Jerry brings on his ol' pal Kate Smith to discuss unfathomable changes made since they were in College Program. From giant hats, to name changes, to practically shutting down the company, they peruse through the last 16 years or so and find out just what in the hell they were thinking!!!!!!!!
SWEET WOK!......
SUCKABLE RAT SCREWHEAD
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Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
As Simone continues her leave of absence, Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent to talk about the console and computer games that Disney released in the 80s. So come check out all the bleeps and boops as well as a look at Gabe's favorite Disney movies and one of the most telling videos of DisneyQuest they've ever seen on this week's Mouse Rants.
We also talked about:
- Gabe's Spielberg List
- Gabe's Disney Movie List
- Stella
- Heroined out Pocahontas
- Izabelle's Video
- Callback: The Barbie Episode
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Tuesday May 30, 2017
Tuesday May 30, 2017
Jerry Skids flies solo as he wraps up some loose ends with thieves, Gabe and a bunch of morons posting in Disney Facebook Groups.
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Tuesday May 23, 2017
Tuesday May 23, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss Brad Bird & Damon Lindelof's 2015 film, Tomorrowland, and why it gets such a bum rap from confused idiots. They analyze the film in depth and easily answer all the questions you wouldn't have needed to be answered if you would have just paid attention!!!! We also bring back our favorite Millenial bitch, Gabe, we listen to an old "friend" you should all remember, and also we introduce a new absolutely out of her mind, bonkers, psycho to the bunch! Oh, and thanks to Degenerate, Lea, we were forced to watch the awfulness that is Missing In The Mansion.....so you can thank her for that. It's all here this week on the most head-smashingly fun episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday May 15, 2017
Monday May 15, 2017
Jerry & Simone discuss Escape From Tomorrow and how it is not JUST some gimmick like most would have you believe. Also, they call out two dumb chicks who claim to know everything about film as well as a pretentious film school graduate, pixie duster and all around douchebag who is almost in tears about this film being made. So come discuss the black and white B-Movie arthouse film with your Degenerate leaders - and if you don't agree with them, go screw! It's a fun ride, regardless.
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Tuesday May 09, 2017
Tuesday May 09, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone try to keep their dinner down as they scramble through some of the worst WDW food pictures on Facebook. From the inedible to the invisible, this episode will have you vomming with laughter. Follow along with the photo album below! Also, they talk about their recent NYC Meetup, podcast drama and the beginnings of an all out war against the most thievingest podcasters in the business. All this and more in this week's gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.
Follow Along With the Photos Here
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Monday May 01, 2017
Monday May 01, 2017
Jerry & Simone finally pop in one of the worst things to ever exist.. THE most annoying video ever created revolving around WDW...worse than Home on the Range....worse than Brave....worse than SwooZie.....a 1994 VHS called Barbie's Birthday Celebration in Walt Disney World, Epcot '94. But before they get to that, they go back a couple weeks to discuss the horrorshow that was the short-lived Disney vlogger shitshow, Disflix (we were too busy with Episode 100 to talk about those cunts while they were actually relevant) and an AWFUL video shared with us with the one and only Kate Smith! But then...nothing will be able to save you from the horrors of Barbie...in Epcot...so grab some tea and honey because you will not be able to stop yourself from screaming...(why would you? Stephanie can't!) at this vile, putrid, steaming stew of vomit and bile. All this and more on this week's episode of Mouse Rants.
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Here's the video if you wanna watch along....
The BNR Remix...MUST WATCH afterwards to cleanse the palate
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Monday Apr 17, 2017
In the 2nd part of our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone continue the biggest Radio War of their career with 4 more fun-filled hours of non-stop terror...this time they invite the victims to play!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Monday Mar 27, 2017
Monday Mar 27, 2017
This week, after a little hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back!! After their review of Beauty & The Beast in 4DX, Jerry and Simone look back to all the sitcoms who took a trip to Walt Disney World and figure out what had the better stories, what worked better as promotional material for the parks and what was just plain awful. Take the skybuckets down memory lane (or Residential Drive) in the most nostalgic episode yet.
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Tuesday Feb 28, 2017
Tuesday Feb 28, 2017
This week Jerry & Simone bring back their What If scenarios as they determine how Disney Villains would be dealt with in real life. I'm really not feeling show notes today. You get the point...who are the villains? What are their crimes? And how do Jerry & Simone think they will be taken care of?
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Monday Feb 20, 2017
Monday Feb 20, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone have to suffer for the fans again as they trudge through some of the worst Disney parody songs on the internet. Will the two Degenerate leaders off themselves for good? Find out on the "music"-filled shitfest we call Episode 97. You're Welcome.
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