An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do. WDW adult Disney fun! 18+ only, if you dare.
Episodes
Monday May 15, 2017
Monday May 15, 2017
Jerry & Simone discuss Escape From Tomorrow and how it is not JUST some gimmick like most would have you believe. Also, they call out two dumb chicks who claim to know everything about film as well as a pretentious film school graduate, pixie duster and all around douchebag who is almost in tears about this film being made. So come discuss the black and white B-Movie arthouse film with your Degenerate leaders - and if you don't agree with them, go screw! It's a fun ride, regardless.
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Tuesday May 09, 2017
Tuesday May 09, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone try to keep their dinner down as they scramble through some of the worst WDW food pictures on Facebook. From the inedible to the invisible, this episode will have you vomming with laughter. Follow along with the photo album below! Also, they talk about their recent NYC Meetup, podcast drama and the beginnings of an all out war against the most thievingest podcasters in the business. All this and more in this week's gutwrenching episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday May 01, 2017
Monday May 01, 2017
Jerry & Simone finally pop in one of the worst things to ever exist.. THE most annoying video ever created revolving around WDW...worse than Home on the Range....worse than Brave....worse than SwooZie.....a 1994 VHS called Barbie's Birthday Celebration in Walt Disney World, Epcot '94. But before they get to that, they go back a couple weeks to discuss the horrorshow that was the short-lived Disney vlogger shitshow, Disflix (we were too busy with Episode 100 to talk about those cunts while they were actually relevant) and an AWFUL video shared with us with the one and only Kate Smith! But then...nothing will be able to save you from the horrors of Barbie...in Epcot...so grab some tea and honey because you will not be able to stop yourself from screaming...(why would you? Stephanie can't!) at this vile, putrid, steaming stew of vomit and bile. All this and more on this week's episode of Mouse Rants.
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Here's the video if you wanna watch along....
The BNR Remix...MUST WATCH afterwards to cleanse the palate
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Monday Apr 17, 2017
In the 2nd part of our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone continue the biggest Radio War of their career with 4 more fun-filled hours of non-stop terror...this time they invite the victims to play!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!! Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!!
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Monday Mar 27, 2017
Monday Mar 27, 2017
This week, after a little hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back!! After their review of Beauty & The Beast in 4DX, Jerry and Simone look back to all the sitcoms who took a trip to Walt Disney World and figure out what had the better stories, what worked better as promotional material for the parks and what was just plain awful. Take the skybuckets down memory lane (or Residential Drive) in the most nostalgic episode yet.
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Tuesday Feb 28, 2017
Tuesday Feb 28, 2017
This week Jerry & Simone bring back their What If scenarios as they determine how Disney Villains would be dealt with in real life. I'm really not feeling show notes today. You get the point...who are the villains? What are their crimes? And how do Jerry & Simone think they will be taken care of?
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Monday Feb 20, 2017
Monday Feb 20, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone have to suffer for the fans again as they trudge through some of the worst Disney parody songs on the internet. Will the two Degenerate leaders off themselves for good? Find out on the "music"-filled shitfest we call Episode 97. You're Welcome.
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Monday Feb 06, 2017
Monday Feb 06, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone bring to you, one of the most requested Radio Wars of all time. That's right, we actually listened to all of you for once and have suffered through Episode 1 of one of the most highly anticipated podcasts of all time, The Disney Kabaret. And while our bodacious buddy has already been kicked off the show before the 1st episode, you can see his fingerprints all over this miscarriage of a show. Comment along with us as we try to get through the full episode.
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Monday Jan 30, 2017
Monday Jan 30, 2017
This week, Simone shares Japanese candy with Jerry as they bring back the old segment, Skids & Simone Sample Stuff. After braving through the very...interesting candy, the two Degenerate leaders go through old school Disney Channel sitcoms and find out what happened to all the child actors from their original programming. Yeah...just wait til we get up to Orlando Brown... Anyway, listen in folks, it's another long episode...but there's just so much to say!!!!
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Monday Jan 23, 2017
Monday Jan 23, 2017
While Simone is off touring the land of kimonos and Pikachu, Jillian steps in to discuss with Jerry what their ideal resorts would be... Listen in as they try to destroy resorts they don't like, remodel ones that need some help and create some of their own (some that would have been rejected 10 seconds into the pitch). But before that, we discuss her recent trips to WDW and some of the bullshit she encountered, along with a new promising candidate for Radio Wars. All this and more on this episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Jan 16, 2017
Monday Jan 16, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone bring on special guest, RJ from the DisExplorers to talk about the decline of the World of Motion pavilion in hopes to come to a conclusion as to what happened to turn such an interesting and thoughtful attraction into the biggest waste of space and resources on property (now that LMA is gone, of course). So join us as we continue our Future World commentary series on this week's show.
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Monday Jan 09, 2017
Monday Jan 09, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone meander through the rest of the SwooZie's lies as they call him out and debunk pretty much every moronic, impossible and frivolous thing he says. This time, we meet a douchier and cockier SwooZie bend on selling his lies to the masses for nothing but fucking hits on his YouTube. But BEFORE that, we discuss our recent trip to Salem, MA, the deadline for registration for Rum Springer, and a whiny elitest cunt who couldn't get her way (And no, it's not Mackenzie Marie). All this and more on the most revealing episode of Mouse Rants ever...not really...just wanted to add suspense... Enjoy.
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Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Sunday Dec 25, 2016
Jerry and Simone celebrate yet another Christmas...well, post-Christmas...with one of the most funfilled, uplifting topics yet. SUICIDE!!!! Come hang out with us as we go over some of the fictional and non-fictional people who offed themselves in the Disney Universe, after we have a lengthy discussion about the AWFUL Tree Trail at Disney Springs and finish our final Storytime segment. All of that and more on the last Mouse Rants episode of 2016. You won't wanna miss it!!!
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Thursday Dec 22, 2016
Thursday Dec 22, 2016
This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween, as they introduce their new trip planning venture. First, it's a look into budgeting for your WDW vacation and a little lesson on how to save money without borrowing it from unsuspecting women without any intention of ever paying them back...then they talk about what REALLY goes into renting DVC points and what that whole process is like. But not before ranting and raving about...fuck, who even remembers, just start the damn show already!!!!
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Monday Dec 12, 2016
Monday Dec 12, 2016
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Tuesday Dec 06, 2016
Tuesday Dec 06, 2016
Jerry & Simone take you Degenerates through all of WDW's celebrations and promotions from the Tencennial Celebration to #ShowYourDisneySide. What was a good idea and what was just fucking awful??? Find out tonight!! Also a new dinner menu over at ABC Commissary on tonight's Surprise Celebration Spectacular of Mouse Rants!!!
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Tuesday Nov 29, 2016
Tuesday Nov 29, 2016
Simone is out this week, so Jerry brings on Mouse Rants sponsor Jillian to listen to a bunch of awful Disney YouTube vloggers and hate life for a few hours. Here's the catch, she brought some of her own...and they are even worse!!! God help us all.... Join us as we descend into the depths of atrociousness...no amount of alcohol will be able to save us from this episode of Mouse Rants.
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Tuesday Nov 15, 2016
Tuesday Nov 15, 2016
Jerry and Simone take on the antithesis (aka Pixie Duster version) of the Dark Side of Disney Documentary as they begrudgingly watch The Dreamfinders: A Documentary on Finding and Living the Disney Dream and comment on its incredible worthlessness - while trying to figure out where the 11 grand went to when we could have filmed the exact same project for just the cost of park entrance. Watch along below and booooooo along with your MouseRantskeleaders!
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