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Episodes
Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
Tuesday Nov 21, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone go LIVE with DGribbs as they celebrate their "reason for being" by broadcasting their most popular segment LIVE! Come suffer with your hosts as they painfully discuss one of Barry's creations, who refused to give Mouse Rants any credit when they talked about us on THEIR show, as they find out that even after a year, they are still the same garbage show they have always been. From racism to unfunny jokes, from families that refuse to follow proper etiquette to morons to trashy food practices, come join in the fun on this week's fun....and if you're not excited, well I sure as heckfire think Ned Ryerson is!!!!!
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Monday Nov 13, 2017
Monday Nov 13, 2017
This week, Jerry gives you a little bonus episode in addition to the live show (this Friday, November 17th, 2017 at 9:30PM) as he discusses the good and bad of the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), Star Wars: The Old Republic.
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Monday Nov 06, 2017
Monday Nov 06, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages... where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s) Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point of the movies...and sqand...yeah, sqand. Join your Degenerate leaders in the laughter on this week's Mouse Rants.
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Monday Oct 30, 2017
Monday Oct 30, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone go through all the current problems they noticed at WDW including transportation issues, the inefficiency of security, Cast Members who don't care about guests, the lack of air conditioning and much much more, including a step-by-step run through of the horrendous pre-show of Flight of Passage. Don't miss it all in this week's episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Oct 23, 2017
Monday Oct 23, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone take you around World Showcase to sample pretty much all of the food they had to offer during Food & Wine Festival. It's an episode. Be thankful.
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Wednesday Oct 11, 2017
Wednesday Oct 11, 2017
Join Jerry, Simone and all their friends during Mouse Rants Degenerates' Rum Springer as they judge the Scavenger C U Next Tuesday competition, take on another awful vlogger that Tim can't handle, host the 1st "Annual" Mouse Rants' Awards Ceremony and even find out Kate's self-appointed nickname. Come drink with us til everything becomes a fucking blur on this long-awaited live episode of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Sep 18, 2017
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Join Jerry and Simone as they celebrate Epcot's 35th Anniversary the only way they know how.... Radio Wars!!! That's right, this time, your Degenerate leaders have compiled some of the "best of" WDW News Today's Epcot episodes and are still trying to find out how they claim to be "Epcot fanboys" even though it seems like they can't stand the park at all! Find out just how much monkey torture Jerry & Simone go through for you guys in this week's most uncomfortable episode of Mouse Rants. See ya in the parks!
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Monday Sep 11, 2017
Monday Sep 11, 2017
This week, Jerry and Simone finally fall down the cringe rabbit hole that is William Paul. That's right, thanks to their good friends Scott and Robb you now all get to listen to (and watch along with) them as they take an entire trip with the trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet. It's not gonna be an easy one, folks...
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Monday Sep 04, 2017
Monday Sep 04, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone finish discussing their trip with their good friends at What's Dis? (Jillian and Matt) as they remember the final day of the Great Movie Ride. Join in as we give the heart of MGM Studios one final sendoff. Goodnight, Hollywood Boulevard.
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Monday Aug 28, 2017
Monday Aug 28, 2017
This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip. Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness. But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?! Find out on an all-new Mouse Rants.
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WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.
Sunday Aug 13, 2017
Sunday Aug 13, 2017
This week, on this very special Sunday released episode, Jerry & Simone run the commentary train on the uncomfortably awful 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), Stuck in the Suburbs. Come find out why this completely random assortment of vignettes and montages are related to tonight's tragic closing of The Great Movie Ride as we follow the tale of two brand new friends who oddly feel comfortable enough to trust each other after 2 minutes of knowing one another....also a horribly ugly pop star, a condemned house, an annoying as fuck brother who can't act and the worst friends imaginable. All this and more on this week's special edition of Mouse Rants.
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Monday Jul 24, 2017
Monday Jul 24, 2017
This week, Jerry is joined by the men of the Dis Explorer's, Milford and RJ to discuss the "hot button" topic of why people think complaining about something they love is such a terrible thing. We all go deep into the psyche of a pixie duster and find out exactly what makes them tick. But also there's games and laughter and fun and....did we actually do a show? Find out on this week's Mouse Rants!
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Monday Jul 17, 2017
Monday Jul 17, 2017
This week, Jerry hijacks the D23 Disney Parks and Resorts feed from the douchebag who couldn't come up with original ideas for his meetup and plays it live for the Mouse Rants group. Join DGribbs, Lea, Jillian and Kate (as well as others) as we watch together in horror as they announce the 2nd to last nail in the coffin for MGM Studios, have terrible live performances by terrible live performers and try to manipulate the audience with green balloons (seriously, screw you for that obvious tactic...only an empty-headed idiot would fall for those shenanigans). It's no holds barred Degenerate fun on this week's Mouse Rants!
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Monday Jul 10, 2017
Monday Jul 10, 2017
Well, Jerry's alone again this week...so he spins the Wheel of Wars to see what it lands on.... Thisss weeeeeeeeekk it's AWFUL VLOGGERS (mostly the ones who sing)! On this go 'round, Jerry tries to stomach a new know-it-all, Rob Plays, and his douchebag theory on why IPs SHOULD take over Epcot. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? It's so awful, he has to wash it down with the rap/song stylings of the unfathomable Thingamavlogs and the return of the inconceivably pathetic, Spokesmayne. All this and more on this uncomfortably, cringeworthy episode of Mouse Rants.
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Wednesday Jul 05, 2017
Wednesday Jul 05, 2017
This week, on Episode 108, Jerry and Simone discuss their favorite show ever, Lost. Spoilers abound in this mix of greatest hits, analysis, character study and just general talk. For all you dumbasses who want answers to your so-called "unanswered questions"?! Just ask Jerry as he describes how NOT convoluted and confusing Lost actually is. Also, they talk about some rumored changes to Epcot...but freakin' Lost people. LOSSST!!! LOOOOSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!! Nothing more to say.
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Tuesday Jun 27, 2017
Tuesday Jun 27, 2017
In this pre-cursor to Episode 108, Jerry chokes on Josh Spiegel's awful and unfortunate article on fan theories and discusses why some people think movies and tv shows are convoluted and confusing.
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Monday Jun 12, 2017
Monday Jun 12, 2017
Simone has still not yet returned, but this week, Jerry brings on his ol' pal Kate Smith to discuss unfathomable changes made since they were in College Program. From giant hats, to name changes, to practically shutting down the company, they peruse through the last 16 years or so and find out just what in the hell they were thinking!!!!!!!!
SWEET WOK!......
SUCKABLE RAT SCREWHEAD
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Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
As Simone continues her leave of absence, Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent to talk about the console and computer games that Disney released in the 80s. So come check out all the bleeps and boops as well as a look at Gabe's favorite Disney movies and one of the most telling videos of DisneyQuest they've ever seen on this week's Mouse Rants.
We also talked about:
- Gabe's Spielberg List
- Gabe's Disney Movie List
- Stella
- Heroined out Pocahontas
- Izabelle's Video
- Callback: The Barbie Episode
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Tuesday May 30, 2017
Tuesday May 30, 2017
Jerry Skids flies solo as he wraps up some loose ends with thieves, Gabe and a bunch of morons posting in Disney Facebook Groups.
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Tuesday May 23, 2017
Tuesday May 23, 2017
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss Brad Bird & Damon Lindelof's 2015 film, Tomorrowland, and why it gets such a bum rap from confused idiots. They analyze the film in depth and easily answer all the questions you wouldn't have needed to be answered if you would have just paid attention!!!! We also bring back our favorite Millenial bitch, Gabe, we listen to an old "friend" you should all remember, and also we introduce a new absolutely out of her mind, bonkers, psycho to the bunch! Oh, and thanks to Degenerate, Lea, we were forced to watch the awfulness that is Missing In The Mansion.....so you can thank her for that. It's all here this week on the most head-smashingly fun episode of Mouse Rants.
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